Teacher asks the Class: "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?" She calls on South Brooklyn Tony. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the gunshot."The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.South Brooklyn Tony says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the side of the scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third bites off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "I suppose the one that gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." South Brooklyn Tony replies, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring, but I like your thinking."
