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Maury

I remember the first time I went through second grade, I saw my reflection in a spoon, and I thought

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A FAKE BLONDE WITH BIG FAKE TITS AT A CLUB, A CAB DRIVER FROM NEW YORK, A REPUBLICAN IN TEXAS, A JEW IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY, AN ASIAN WOMAN IN A MASSAGE PARLOR, A MEXICAN HOOKER IN TIJUANA, AND SOMEONE BLACK STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON. OH YEAH...AND MORRISSEY!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

DEPENDS ON WHAT MOOD IM IN, ANYTHING GOES.

Movies:

ZOOLANDER, BOILER ROOM, RUNNING SCARED, SAW I AND II, THE WEDDING CRASHERS, MAN APART, CABIN FEVER, THE OUTSIDERS, THE WARRIORS, AND GOOD FELLAS

Television:

THE SOPRANOS, MOST REALITY SHOWS, MONDAY NIGHT RAW, DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER, GHOST DOCUMENTARYS ON SCI-FI, CHRIS ANGEL MIND FREAK, THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER, ECW, SMACK DOWN, AND NEXT.

Books:

I HATE TO READ HARDBACKS THEY MAKE MY HEAD HURT REALLY BAD!

Heroes:

MOTHER TERESA, GANDHI, THE GUY WHO INVENTED LATEX RUBBERS, AND CHARLIE MURPHY!