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Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass}

An escalator never breaks, it simply becomes stairs

About Me

Honestly,
~My name is Elijah Grant Webb, but you should definitely call me Eli.
~I'm just insane. Utterly crazy. And you know what, I'm ok with that. My insanity makes me unique. And that's what matters to me. I'm the one you see dancing to no music. The one who's being WAY too loud, and doesn't care. The one who asks sales clerks how many bodies will fit in an oven. I'm me, and no one else. I don't pretend to be anyone. And if you don't like me for me, get over it. Cause I'm not changing
~I love music. Every kind of music. If I'm not playing music, I'm listening to it, or, better yet, I'm at a show. Don't play any shows. Cause I can't find a band =[ (P.S. If you know a band looking for a bassist, HIT ME UP!!!)
~I love God more than anything. Without him, I wouldn't be here. And that's the truth. I need him more than anything. And, I love that I can communicate with him the way I do.Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

God, Music of all kinds, Bass,

I'd like to meet:

God, any musicians

Music:

All of it man. Every bit.

Movies:

Action
Comedy
Music

Television:

I don't watch much TV

Books:

Bass Guitar Magazine

Heroes:

God, Damon Logan, Greg Goad, Victor Wooten, John Lennon, Jason Becker, Cliff Burton, Jaco Pastorius, Les Claypool, Rick Allen

My Blog

Great quotes from School

"....Did you hear about the woman who microwaved her baby?" - Dr. Ellis "If you have sex with two midgets,is it considered a threesome or just regular sex?"- Bryan "What do you mean no?! I offered y...
Posted by Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass} on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:19:00 PST

Why I should be President....

Ok, so generally, I'm not for poitics at all. The government is manipulative, self-centered, and most definitely corrupt. However, I think I'd make a wonderful president. Cause I've got one of the bes...
Posted by Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass} on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:33:00 PST

A word about Love...

So, alot of stuff is going on in my life. School, church, an attempted social life. You know, the typical teenage stuff. But, one not so typical issue is dealing with true love. I know alot of te...
Posted by Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass} on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:33:00 PST

Crow is my new hero

So, Crow's birthday party was pretty amazing. Like, utterly amazing. I had so much fun. It was great. All the bands that played were spectacular, and it was just great to be in that kind of environmen...
Posted by Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass} on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:48:00 PST

The Story of The Bass

..TR> ..TR> Beyond the Bass Clef:The Life and Art of Bass Playingby Tony Levin n the beginning there was a bass. It was a Fender, probably a Precision, but it could have been a Jazz - nobody knows. ...
Posted by Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass} on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:22:00 PST

1984

In this horrible year you liveOppressed No thought can be your own They sit and watch you always Obsessed To know all that you do   Big Brother, oh that horrid Figure That haunts your every drea...
Posted by Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass} on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:46:00 PST

A Tout Le Monde

Don't remember where I wasI realized life was a gameThe more seriously I took thingsThe harder the rules becameI had no idea what it'd costMy life passed before my eyesI found out how little I accompl...
Posted by Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass} on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:49:00 PST

Just live it out

So like, this happened to me a long time ago, but, I decided I'd tell all you guys about it. It all happened at the Flecktones show. A month or so ago, I went to the Carolina Theater to see Bela Fleck...
Posted by Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass} on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:53:00 PST

Glorious One

Oh King of Kings, Oh creator of all How your grace does shine And how it pleases me to know You gave your life for mine ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> ...
Posted by Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass} on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

We Can Pretend

We Can Pretend ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  This distance can't tear us apart We'll always be together I can feel it in my heart And though you're ge...
Posted by Eli {Bass-Rawr-Bass} on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:34:00 PST