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About Me

Ahh the good old 'big yourself up' section,insted I'm actually going to downplay myself,after you read it all and you still want to talk to me then it can only get better really.
I'm Darryl,
I'm a doorman,
I have a bit of a beer belly,
I drink hazardous amounts of alochol,
I can't spell,
I've been told I have angermanagement issues,
I am quite often overprotective,
I fart,
I belch,
I make oversexualised comments and twist most things that are said to make them sexual,
I am not an open person with the exception of Pete,he's my brother from a different mother,
I am quite oftern portrated as the bad guy in situations even though 99% of the time I am only trying to do what is morally right,
I am honest even when I shouldn't be,
I dont really do anything with my spare time,
I am very cynical when it comes to this whole idea of 'love',
I make drunk texts and phonecalls,
I am tattoo'd,
I have a 4mm flesh tunnel at the moment,
I do live with my parents for the time being,
I am stubborn,
I do not like anything over a class C drug being in the same room as me,let alone other people taking them,
I am very experimental when it comes to sex,
I am not someone who likes one night stands,
I am a natural flirt,
I can get jelous easily,
I have a terrible memory,
I swear I'm an insomniac,
I have violent thoughts alot of the time,
I quite oftern take pleasure in other peoples pain.
And now to share the dearme.co.uk love!

My Interests

Well:-
I am obsessed with dragons.
I love tattoos.
I love single malt whiskey's but will drink irish or a blend if single malt isnt feesable.
I love sex.
I love adventuring.
I love outdoor activities.
I love the internet.
I love my personal possesions that I have accumulated.
I hate chav's

I'd like to meet:

People who actually will look past the bad and want to know the good in me
Oh and just to clear things up:-

And if you wanted to know what my obituary would say then:-

Music:

I love music. My music variaty will vary between acoustic to metal depending on my mood.A list of bands is what you want I suppose:-
Lamd of God,
Breed 77,
Otep,
In Flames,
Rob Zombie,
SOAD,
Chimera,
Clutch,
The Haunted
Soilwork
Metallica
Evanescence
are the main ones that play through my computer and MP3 player.

Movies:

I have no set preference to genre of films.I enjoy watching all kinds of films.I'll watch the same film over and over again if it is a good film.Again I take it you'd like a list of films:-
The Shawshank Redemption,
The Blues Brothers,
Green Mile,
Battle Royale,
Serenity,
Armageddon,
Monty Python,
Lord of the Rings,
Pearl Harbour,
Reign of Fire,
Fith Element,
Ichi the Killer,
Shaun of the Dead,
Dawn of the Dead(2004 remake),
Pirates of the Caribbean,
Clint Eastwood Westerns,
Pitch Black,
Chronicles of Riddick,
Gladiator

Television:

Black Books,
Family Guy,
Dragon Ball Z,
Scrubs,
Dead Like Me,
Firefy,
American Dad,
The Mighty Boosh

Books:

The Hades Factor by Robert Ludlum
No Comebacks by Frederick Forsyth

My Blog

Girlfriend

I had this idea off someone who added me recently-you can probably guess who you are,so credit to her and her friend 'Kate' Seen as how I seem to attract enough attention,but never anything really tha...
Posted by God's own prototype on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:13:00 PST

Awsome adaptation

I just heard some of the funniest sayings ever(now admitably they are a tad racist but this blog is not ment to be an insult to anyone-infact there's one about people in here aswell) You know the old ...
Posted by God's own prototype on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:52:00 PST

My Adictions

Dragonball Z You know you watch Dragonball Z too much when:- You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was i...
Posted by God's own prototype on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:48:00 PST

Tell me all

Fill this out and post and I will do the same for you :)1. Who are you?2. What do you think of me?3. What's the fondest memory you have of me?4. How long do you think we will be friends?5. Do you have...
Posted by God's own prototype on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 10:26:00 PST

So it ends

So it comes to an end-my reign at 128 Cathays Terrace draws to a dwindle.My personal belongings are near enough packed and ready to be shipped out to the next place of residence Which coincentaly enou...
Posted by God's own prototype on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh this is interesting

Your element is Fire: Strong, hot tempered,powerful, and passionate. Well now lets see,being fire you are quite strong and powerful,people look up to you greatly and often seekyour protection. You hav...
Posted by God's own prototype on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I love this thing!

Your element is Darkness: Self centered, strongwilled, mischievous and mysterious. Your quitedark and often times frightening, although youmay be good looking its just a costume hidingthe darkness of ...
Posted by God's own prototype on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me Suppoably

Take the quiz: "Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!)"Chandler You make every one laugh!!! You are so funny and can always think of something great to say! Make sure you don't hurt someone...
Posted by God's own prototype on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to make a ME!! :D

How to make a Scrogeta Ingredients: 5 parts anger 1 part silliness 5 parts instinct Method:Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!...
Posted by God's own prototype on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Whist looking at another blog did this quiz and thought it was quite truthful

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchanYour name is...Your kiss is...mysteriousYour hugs are...warmYour eyes...light up a dayYour touch is...the only thing I desireYour smell is...refreshingYour smile is.....
Posted by God's own prototype on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST