May the road rise to meet you,
may the wind always be at your back,
may the sun shine warm upon your face,
may the rains fall softly upon your fields...
Lolcatz Bible
I collect things.
Vintage Cameras. (that will soon be obsolete)
Mopeds. (that don't work)
Typewriters. (that do)
Belly-button Lint. (this is a new thing,
Please send me yours, I'll find a way to pay you for it)
Musical instruments. (that I don't play, except for the banjo now..)
Cute/Funny Videos online. (I collect them in my head..I know everyone does this. But it's nice to think of all the laughing babies as a collection don't you think?)
Dance Party Massacre
I met a genius on the train
today
about 6 years old,
he sat beside me
and as the train
ran down along the coast
we came to the ocean
and then he looked at me
and said,
it's not pretty.
it was the first time I'd
realized
that.
...and someone who will save instant film.
The Sound of the engine turning over. ..
..
Sean Bateman: I wonder if Lauren goes wild during sex. I wonder if she comes easily. Or at all. I won't go to a bed with a girl who doesn't. If I can't make a girl come, then why bother? It's like asking questions in a letter. Hm, I'm hungry.
No, Mom, he's a Ghostbuster. yes those guys on T.V. ..
..