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About Me

Alright update time. What's Up? I'm Rob and some of you might know me from my reprising roles on COPS (my family can be white and trashy at times,) and Rescue 911.. I was the kid stuck in the storm drain.. remember me?? ok whatever..
Well I'm half of the ROB AND AJ Show, I won't tell you what half, you'll have to figure it out. Moved to South Bend at the end of September, and I'm liking it! Ok, a little bit of a lie - I hate how cold it is and the cloudy days are getting alittle old. But so far everyone here is cool. The 4am wake up call is early.. but by noon I'm ready to DRINK! and that is sweet!!
I'm lactose intolerant, can't eat cheese. Not real athletic although I try more than I used too. I like to gamble when I win. Miss Reeses peanut butter cups and am a DAMN good friend. (hint hint)want more? message me NOW! that is all...
-rob
GREAT QUOTE:
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." -Oprah
Reno 911 - Tug-jobs

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How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.
You tend to take more than give in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?

My Interests

I'm interested in YOU! Unless I see something shiny.. then I'm interested in that...

I'd like to meet:

Robin Williams -- FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE (period)

And anybody who's cool and likes to laugh... and likes me for who I am! Looks aren't everything... great personality and passion are!! someone write that down...

Music:

THIS SONG IS GREAT! Check out Sarah..

www.sarabmusic.com

Movies:

Talladega Nights - "If we wanted p#ssy kids, we'd named 'em DR QUINN and Medicine Woman!"

Anchorman: Ron Burgandy - "I Love Lamp." "Brick, do you really love lamp...?"

Bad Boyz II - "You Muthafunkas need to find Jesus!"

Devil Wears Prada - "No, No... that wasn't a question"

MOVIES THAT SUCK...
Nacho Libre, Syriana, Exorcism of Emily Rose, Anything with Hillary Duff, ...

Television:

ENTOURAGE - I like to think I'm Vince, but I'm probably more of an E, or Turtle...

MY NAME IS EARL - Reminds me of growing up in Arkansas

RENO 911! - still love it!

STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP - sadly it's gone... poor Matt Perry... find work soon, and stay away from the pills!

The Office- I can't tell you exactly, but that's the office I work in... Lets say I'm Jim.. and go from there.Scrubs - I love this show! period.. or actually exclamation point.

Heroes:

my favorite picture of Jewels~!

GOD- he's a cool cat...and the reason for the season, and a true P-I-M-P...any more cliche's anyone

and AJ, cause well he has good credit.. damn mama's boy... p.s. can I get a loan for a big screen?

My Blog

Thanks Dad...

So, October 16th, 1999.. I lost my dad and cousin in an alien attack... actually it was a car wreck, but damn it, lets not loose the funny... It's been 8 years, and most people focus on the day... me ...
Posted by Rob Sparks on U93 on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:46:00 PST

AN UPDATE

Alright update time. ok, well, now I'm living in Myrtle Beach and for the most part lovin' it. I've decided to turn my life around, now I do everything backwards.. it was weird at first, b...
Posted by Rob Sparks on U93 on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:58:00 PST

DEAR SANTA

Dear Santa I have been a good boy this year... for the most part... well at least all the warrants have cleared, so I think I've done well. This year I don't want much, well not as much as I hav...
Posted by Rob Sparks on U93 on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:02:00 PST

Don't be dumb... READ THIS WARNING!!

This is very important.. so important I posted it as a blog... How your Myspace gets hijacked! (PLEASE READ AND REPOST!!)Have you noticed weird bulletins posted by your friends lately? Instead ...
Posted by Rob Sparks on U93 on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST

What's a hobby got to do with it?

Hobbies-- I'm told everyone has some, Maybe they have one or maybe 34.. but hobbies are what people do when they have down time&.so is it weird if I tell you I don't have one? I...
Posted by Rob Sparks on U93 on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:06:00 PST

What's eating Arnie??

So ever think you have it all figured out, only to realize you have nothing figured out Or at least not as much as you thought you had? This is happening to me! I have great friends here i...
Posted by Rob Sparks on U93 on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:23:00 PST

Don't you wish your mom was hot like mine

So as I troll through MYSPACE today, I keep reading all these blogs about mothers, and was all excited to write one of my own...until I talked to my mom today... for some reason, when she calls ...
Posted by Rob Sparks on U93 on Sun, 14 May 2006 02:33:00 PST

Ice Cold Hater-ade in the cooler

IF ANY PUNCTUATION IS MISSING, IT'S BECAUSE MYSPACE SUCKS, AND IT'S NOT A PRODUCT OF MY EDUCATION! with that said...Enjoy! So this past weekend, I djed a prom in Atmore at Escambia Acade...
Posted by Rob Sparks on U93 on Tue, 02 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

BIRTHDAY WEEK~!

So, Wednesday is my birthday! That means this entire week is the ROB SPARKS Birthday Week Extravaganza. last year was good, but not as good as it could have been, I also wasn't on the MY...
Posted by Rob Sparks on U93 on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:05:00 PST

New Socks and a Rapist

So, I went out today and spent money on stuff I needed... I love grocery day. Its funny, because as a kid, I hated Sundays because that was the day mom went to the grocery store. Yeah, it was pr...
Posted by Rob Sparks on U93 on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:47:00 PST