Stephen

i dont buy my own clothes, i dont wear belts, i dont carry a wallet, i dont own a bike, ive never used a urinal, I am proud mostly of my 30/20 vision, i think smoking looks extremely cool, i look incredible but only at night time, I love sleeping on couches, i hate my smile, ever since i saw "the truman show" i envision people watching over my life and i try to act cool and do the right thing, I talk to myself alot but only in an irish accent, i am a man controlled by women, i regret evrything i do, i hate wind blowing in my hair, i love to drive with friends, thinking makes me all depressed and hardcore, I strive for the impossible, everything i do is not normal, every word i say is a lie, my mother and i play little games where we try to embarrass each other and we cant reveal this game to anyone, i like walking through the woods, I'm scared of knives, I think way too much into things with regards to women, I'm extremely sensitive, I don't take grudges, I'm very obsessive, I hate mind games but i myself play them, I am well-mannered even around my friends and they make fun of me for it, I cannot see myself dying in the future, I walk my dog constantly only to show off my good looks-im being serious-it is why i walk on busy roads, i assume the worst possible outcome,..