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Jared

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and burn in hell.

About Me

"And Shepherds we shall beFor thee, my Lord, for thee.Power hath descended forth from Thy hand our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti" F3mm3_F4t4L3 at .Layout Created by F3MM3_F4T4L3

My Interests

Playin' the guitar, working out, kicking back, finding new things to do, solving world hunger, developing quantum-physics theorems, eating sandwiches, challenging myself every day to be better!

I'd like to meet:

Ron Burgundy, Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Harry Carey, Steve Carrell, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimmie Hendrix, Robert Cray, Zach Galifianakis, Peter Griffin, Glen Quagmeyer, Jim Gaffigan, Michael Jordan, Nick Swardson, Dave Chappelle and the entire crew of Authority Zero, Rx Bandits...that's it so far.

Music:

I listen to all kinds of music, so I'll try to narrow it down. Bob Seger, Bad Religion, Blues Traveler, Common, Blackstar, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, De La Soul, Eric Johnson, Dire Straits, E.L.O., Francisco Moreno Torroba, Isaac Albinez, The Romeros, Andres Segovia, G Unit, Hi-Tek, Fenix TX, Authority Zero, Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, John Legend, Anthony Hamilton, Ricky Fante, Lloyd Banks, Lenny Williams, Musiq Soulchild, Pink Floyd, New Found Glory, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Medina Green, Scarface, Do or Die, The Game, T.I., Tesla, Steve Miller Band, Slightly Stoopid, The Offspring, Trapt, White Snake, Rx Bandits, Katchafire, Backyahd, The Offspring, SOJA, Zebrahead, Trapt, Relient K, Michael Buble, and I think that's it for now, told ya.

Movies:

Anchorman, Life, Nap D, All About the Benjamins, Fridays', Ray, Family Guy, Kingpin, Ladies Man, Super Troopers, Baseketball, Office Space, Employee of the Month, Fallen, Me Myself and Irene, Dumb and Dumber, Kill Bill, 50 First Dates (Rob Schneider is money in that), American Wedding, The Incredibles, Finding Forrester, Man on Fire, Friday Night Lights, Harold and Kumar, Meet the parents and Fockers, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Stealing Harvard, Harlem Nights, Click, Taladega Nights, Stealing Harvard, Grandma's Boy, Borat, 300, The Departed, It's a growing list for sure.

Television:

Sports Center, pretty much ESPN in general except for when they show stuff that belongs on The Ocho, The Contender, Family Guy, Scrubs, The Office, Saturday Night Live, Conan O'brien, Miami Ink, Entourage...

Books:

Its hard to get into fiction/non-fiction without ritalin, so I'd rather read an interesting bio or autobio.

Heroes:

My Step-Dad, My Bro, Michael Jordan, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Will Ferrell, Muhammed Ali, Vernon Davis.