So my name is Dallas.
Whatever the hell words you use to describe yourself are completely wrong. Most people use these about me's to say what they view themselves as, and most of the time, they are completely wrong. So I wont describe myself, even though I dont doubt with my ego and tiny ammount of self confidence that I will be right, I wont even try. Its hardly even worth it. If I dont know you then dont even try to get to know me, cause Im socially awkward and will most likely end up drunk and annoying the shit out of you, so go suck all sorts of dick.