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Smokey Joe the Mellow Fellow

Fuck you lemming raper, eat not my cheerios

About Me

So my name is Dallas.
Whatever the hell words you use to describe yourself are completely wrong. Most people use these about me's to say what they view themselves as, and most of the time, they are completely wrong. So I wont describe myself, even though I dont doubt with my ego and tiny ammount of self confidence that I will be right, I wont even try. Its hardly even worth it. If I dont know you then dont even try to get to know me, cause Im socially awkward and will most likely end up drunk and annoying the shit out of you, so go suck all sorts of dick.

My Interests

Reading,
Writing,
Artisting it up

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will smoke me out.

Music:

I like chill music like reggae and classic rock. I dont like music that makes you get up.

Movies:

Movies take to long

Television:



Books:

Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, that sort of thing

Heroes:


My Blog

Breaking Gas

Chapter 1:    He was alone. His mother had just exhaled for the last time, her breathing had been labored and hitching, as if someone had socked her in the sternum while she was choking...
Posted by Smokey Joe the Mellow Fellow on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:09:00 PST

Part of a new story, Genre: Shitty fantasy

    With cornfields on either side of him, he felt as if this bountiful landscape didn't fit very well with the rest of the world. Just as he seemed out of place, wearing a pair of avia...
Posted by Smokey Joe the Mellow Fellow on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:37:00 PST