Hello... I'm "The Chair". I live in Oranges in Ashford. I'm very happy there... I Get alot of interaction from my friends and many family members i live with. Dee and Stuart look after me well and wipe me clean when i get beer spilt on me. My father was John Lennon's Chair and my mother belonged to a little old lady in New Jersey, They divorced when i was very young. I was brought up by a little boy called Orville... he told me i was his favourite chair. Lots. He loved me. He's dead now. And then i was shipped to a warehouse where i was brought along with my newly adopted identical brothers and sisters by Dee and Stuart and i have lived a happy life ever since.
I hit pikeys / chavs / charlotte church adn craig david.
