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About Me

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WHITE SOX FOREVER!!!!!
1) My car is broken at all times
2) My bike is often broken as well
3) I dont like tiger sharks...they hurt, dammit!
4) I really don't have pet peeves -- EXCEPT -- when you ask someone a question, at least have the decency to allow a fraction of a second for them to respond! Don't see what I mean? Consider the following scenario:
Person 1: Hey P2!
Person 2: Hey P1!
P1: What's up?
P2: Nothing...
P1: Guess what?
P2: Wh--
P1: I lost my eyebrows in a fire!
What was wrong with the previous situation? Well aside from nobody giving a damn about P1's eyebrows, P1 didn't let P2 respond to his question "Guess what?". This is NOT ACCEPTABLE. If you do this with Nate, he will fail you and you will probably cry.
5) Green peppers and olives? I think not!
6) Facebook is racist against non-big-college students! I WANT IN, DAMMIT!
7) Yes, we are our own race
8) --- thats a smiley
9) I dunno, this analysis sucks...maybe ill think of something cooler later
10) The end*UPDATE 7/15/06* No, I haven't thought of anything cooler to put here. But I'm now a member of facebook, which officially makes me a hypocrite, as well as better than you!! P.S. Theyre still racist against non-college students, its just that now, so am i!

My Interests

well i like being awesome a lot, and i also like being super cool. but mostly i like being ultra-mega-great

I'd like to meet:

max barry, noam chomsky, the coen brothers, charlie kauffman, the dalai lama, nelson mandela, but not you youre gross!

Music:

david bowie, kings of leon, barenaked ladies, owen pallett A.K.A. "Final Fantasy", sublime, led zeppelin, johnny cash, bob dylan, lucky boys confusion, rage against the machine (RIP), the pussy pirates, jamie register, neutral milk hotel, 2gether, arcade fire, the decemberists, the gorillaz, elvis costello, queen (yeah, i'm a dork), journey (see above), hot hot heat, prince, regina spekter, tenacious D, sufjan stevens, etc.....

RUN SWIFT, RUN!!!

Movies:

oh man dont ask me that! anything the coen brothers ever touched, same with charlie kauffman (ETERNAL SUNSHINE!!), tim burton's awesome, and edward norton rocks
that being said, i had to make a top 12 movies list recently, which was obnoxiously difficult, and i didnt end up with an accurate list, but hell here it is anyways:

royal tenenbaums being john malkovich o brother, where art thou? run, lola, run reservoir dogs the nightmare before christmas the dark crystal i heart huckabees night of the living dead death to smoochy fight club brazil
so yeah, thats my list...honorable mention goes to like a billion different movies, like traffic, punch-drunk love, and como agua para chocolate, but maybe theyll make another list right?
p.s. anybody who actually got i heart huckabees already gets 10 hotness points in my datability test, so congratulations to you! unless youre one of those losers that hated it, in which case you suck
okay, so some new additions to my list:

Three Kings (David O. Russell rocks) The Graduate All the President's Men Stagecoach (Ford's a smart director)

Television:

home movies, dead like me, futurama, simpsons, arrested development, scrubs, weeds, the daily show/colbert report, my name is earl...oh yeah and most of ESPN

Books:

currently: nevermind the pollacks

OK finished crime and punishment, good book. recently read:

Company ( Max Barry is my favorite author, look him up if you like corporate satire) ChokeQuicksilverLambApathy and Other Small Victories

Heroes:

GLEASOOOON!

My Blog

Spam Subject Hall of Fame

You know those messages you get in your spam folder that are clearly trying to get at a topic but don't know quite how to get there? The ones from people who have clearly never spoken a word of ...
Posted by nate on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

My Hebrew Half Apologizes

Alright, so as I've been told, Yom Kippur was last week. As the most observant of hemi-Jews, I knew this all along but didn't want to tell anybody. However, since Yaweh will smite me down ...
Posted by nate on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:55:00 PST

I SWEAR I HATE SURVEYS!

okay so...paul has commanded me to fill out this lame-ass survey -- and believe me, it IS lame, as i've already read paul's answers -- in order to spread the suffering that he's dealt with. and you kn...
Posted by nate on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:52:00 PST

Once a Nate, always a Nate.

update: i'm at the library right now and i'm bored! like, really bored. i shaved my head for halloween. i'm cold now, but 'twas worth it. i was jack skellington (you'd better k...
Posted by nate on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:56:00 PST

YO MEG WHERE YOU AT?

i'd just like to say for the record that i miss meg, so if you happen to be meg and read this, you know what to do! p.s. nice car also, p.s. if you're not meg ill talk to you anyway but i'll be ...
Posted by nate on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:31:00 PST

crazy christian right....

hey, did you know harry potter was part of a hidden gay agenda? me neither, but apparently this lady does! THANK gOD we have her around to read j.k. rowling's mind and interpret her books for us! (s...
Posted by nate on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 01:51:00 PST

to cool for schul

yeah thats right, im too cool for schul! thats why i never had a bar mitzvah. anyways, im posting this blog because... while sifting through my spam, recently, i got an email in regards to a f...
Posted by nate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ATTN: Everybody

Attention everybody! Spelling words incorrectly on purpose or abbreviating them to one letter is only cute or effective if you're Prince. If you ever turn "why do you hate me?" into "y do u h8 m...
Posted by nate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the legend of ouch

the postceeding monologue is a cautionary tale about NOT FUCKING STRETCHING BEFORE YOU PLAY SOCCER!!! once upon a time there was a young man named nate. he signed up for an indoor soccer league ...
Posted by nate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THUS SAYIFY THE PERSIMMON!!!

ok, y'all, off i go to pfizer for 18 days. gotta be there at 7pm monday. should be relaxing, might be boring, will definitely be lucrative so all in all, i'd say i win. however, to alleviate the ...
Posted by nate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST