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*~*JESS*~*

I am here for Friends

About Me

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!

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My Interests

*^*im gonna party like a rock star hit a bunch of strip bars wake up naked in a hotel room throw the t.v. out the window smoke a bunch of indo anything to get my mind off of you*^*

I'd like to meet:

A GUY THAT WANTS TO BE WITH ME AND LOVES ME FOR ME

Music:

*!*SoFt RoCk,HaRd RoCk , r&b AnD HiP-HoP*!*

Movies:

*^*Finding Nemo*^*The Notebook*^*Friday Night Lights*^*Ladder 49*^*Man In The Moon*^*ATL*^*

Television:

*^*Almost anything*^*

Books:

*!*The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe*!*

Heroes:

*^*My Mom, My Sister, And God*^*

My Blog

Just a Few Thoughts

well here lately there seems to be only one person i can think about i love him more than life itself i would give anything to go back and do things differently so that we could still be together but ...
Posted by *~*JESS*~* on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:51:00 PST

APOLOGY....

Lately i have found great meaning in alot of the songs i have been listening too for example evanescence's song call me when your sober has so much meaning towards some one i care very deeply for...
Posted by *~*JESS*~* on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:47:00 PST

TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS.....

I have figured out that even though i dont live close to any of them i have some of the best friends in the whole world Robin--your like my sister we have known each other for so long and always manag...
Posted by *~*JESS*~* on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 05:40:00 PST

Things are looking up

well things are finally turning around i have a new job my mom got a new job i got my car fixed and now im savin money to go on a road trip to GEORGIA to see everyone down there i cant wait its party ...
Posted by *~*JESS*~* on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:37:00 PST

just some thoughts

well where do i begin life is so crazy right now im not really sure what to do i have 2 ppl that i care about alot but one of them is in jail and the other lives 750 miles away so im so confused i don...
Posted by *~*JESS*~* on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 04:16:00 PST

People Are Gay!!!!!!

Sumthen that i have learned about ppl is that not a single one of them can keep a promise....but i dont think its really their fault its the way we are setup its not our fault its our d...
Posted by *~*JESS*~* on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:16:00 PST

I Wish

you know i know that things between two ppl can change sometimes for the better sometimes for the worse i just dont understand why its so hard for some ppl to admit to the worst i jsut wish everyone c...
Posted by *~*JESS*~* on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:53:00 PST

Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!

well today is my birthday im 18 YAY!!!!! its been an ok day for the most part just chilin with my family till later tonite then its party time!!!!! HELLS YEA!!!!...
Posted by *~*JESS*~* on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:10:00 PST

Feeling Better

well tomorrow is my 18th birthday and thanx to a couple of really good friends who actually remembered i think im gonna have a great day...im also feelin a lot better because of a message i got from s...
Posted by *~*JESS*~* on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST

Still Depressed

life is so gay my birthday is wednesday and its gonna suck too oh yay oh yay
Posted by *~*JESS*~* on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 04:33:00 PST