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Robot Lobster

Death climbs up the steps one by one to give you the rose thats been burnt by her son

About Me

There is nothing about me. . .

My Interests

NONE

I'd like to meet:

Nobody

Music:

Fuck music

Movies:

Im blind

Television:

Who?

Books:

Read?

Heroes:

Me. . .

My Blog

Matt is fed up with life

Im finished.  What i do can  not be called living.  What i do, is wait for something else to go wrong.  I cannot believe how bad life sucks.  I dont live, i wait. Bummer huh? ...
Posted by Robot Lobster on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:31:00 PST

I TRIED TO JOIN A BAND, BUT. . .

the bass players girlfriend apparently calls all the shots.  This chick, Elizabeth Higgens, thinks i stole her camera. . . And she is dating the bass player.  So, now i dont get to be in a b...
Posted by Robot Lobster on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST

an angry man on steroids threatens matt....

THIS GUYis on way to many steroids.....He is supposed to be promoting a music festival here in jasper, and didnt include any info about the festival. I mean no dates, no bands, nothing!....so i left t...
Posted by Robot Lobster on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:58:00 PST

I HAVE NO HOME!!!!

I got kicked out of my house.  I am homeless.  So i probably wont be able to get online that much.  Somebody give me a job. 
Posted by Robot Lobster on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:34:00 PST

Matt goes into McDonalds, Matt comes out BANNED....

So, here is the story of how i got banned from McDonalds.  First of all, i hate McDonalds with a passion.  I hate the fact that they serve salads and fruit, and all that other bullshit now....
Posted by Robot Lobster on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:47:00 PST

Something for someone.....

I wish that i could, but you know that i can't.  The way this is good, Making my worlds axis slant.  Smoking slow cigars riding in fast cars.....The way that we dream like it might be to far...
Posted by Robot Lobster on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:26:00 PST

MATT GETS SHOT AT AND BEATS A GUY TO BLOODY PULP

I have been lying about this story for a long time, so I figured that I should finally tell the truth about it. Its the story of the night I was almost murdered by an insane man who married one of my ...
Posted by Robot Lobster on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:17:00 PST

Whatever happened to the american dream?

Maybe its because i was born here that i cant achieve the american dream.....Because evertime i hear about someone living the american dream, its some dumbass from another country that moved here. May...
Posted by Robot Lobster on Tue, 02 May 2006 07:33:00 PST

THE DREAM....

....as a child i owned a goat...           ....two actually, a girl and a boy...but became friendly with only the latter....which i named Bucket...he was n...
Posted by Robot Lobster on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST

MATT HAD A GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT

»I am so awsome, it hurts.  Last night i went to some dumb bitches house with my friend danny scrotum.  a girl and her sister, one will be, "brother fucker" and other is "sci-fi girl" becaus...
Posted by Robot Lobster on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:30:00 PST