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Mr. Crowley

About Me

Try and sample life through all your sensory organs. There is a constant stream of information flooding your mind everyday. In general nihilism doesn't appeal to me. I am a thinker, and I watch you people trying to employ multiple lenses to view the world, but My god! When an aparition can be a serious contender for the american presidency, a man who detests every single nucleus of the american princples that have been the scaffolding of this country since thier conception over 200 + years ago, I step back and wonder if the damage is irreperable, or can we save our selves from these affirmitive action puppets on steroids.I fear for a future where the first amendment is nearly a formality to shadow candestine intentions where a liberal despotic regime can excoriate anyone who dares speak out by contorting it into uncouth racism. There is no safety valve here, the masses are unable to see the vitriol coming down the pipeline like a tempest of communist propaganda in which we have never seen. I say Fight for the future and do not be assimilated into a culture which gives prefernces to a select group based on minority (not for long) status.other than stirring the Bombastically rhetorical colderun to plant seeds of ill advised sedition, I enjoy:music of chiors of etherial beings taping into the base instincts of humanity and emplore bridge building.I enjoy sampling exotic sexual tastes beyond anything that daytime Tv can come up with.I enjoy genetically engeneering arthropod siamese twins that have asperations to become a country rock dancer in a garth brooks video.I am good at hopskotch, well i HAVE MANY hobbies but this is the one i am going to the olympcs for.I engage in phrenetic escapades to aprehend all illegal imagrants, that is the superhero i will be.and i like to say things that are offensive and make NO sense!once you sift through the bullshit you find that you are nolonger satisfied with the hollow shell of a life you lead. I did, so now i just wander aimlessly looking for a new body because my current one sucks, and invoke the muses to write my alagorical poetic provokative sonnets in hope that many a brave intrepid soul would dare to search that labrinth that i call "home"if you find me an interesting character IM me at Igot00issues....
Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 40%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die in prison, in a puddle of your own blood. How Sinful Are You?LADYS AND GENTLEMEN YOU HAVE ENTERED THE TWILIGHT Z O N Eand i am not a nut bag and i do enjoy violent french art filmsI am simple man, i ask for nothing and i recieve nothing so.....its a win win situation. I play Guitar,it is my weapon of choice when i duel with death, and my favorite type of cheese is chedder oh, and i cant speeeellllllll
You Are 50% Normal(Somewhat Normal)
While some of your behavior is quite normal...Other things you do are downright strangeYou've got a little of your freak going onBut you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?
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.. You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

Suicide


80%

Bomb


73%

Disappear


60%

Stabbed


47%

Disease


47%

Drowning


47%

Accident


40%

Suffocated


40%

Gunshot


33%

Natural Causes


33%

Eaten


27%

Posion


27%

Cut Throat


7%
How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.com>..
1st Name Phillup enselmo
Aqe 1,210
Favoriite..
smell flesh burning on a sunday's eve
color the crimson drip of our inner liforce
sonq hanger 18- megadeth
room iin the house the torture chamber
posiition ....*******edited........3........
sport porn
candy the sweet necter of gods balls
season the one where blosoms bloom like men in the spring
word do you want to know what my insides look like
day of the week no day that ends in "day" -Bruce
food D ho
tiime of the day when i get to lick the face of an unkown adventurer who wanders into the bowles of my dimension
place to relax hell
aniimal belial
qold/siilver pueter
t.v. show law and order svu
moviie pootie tang
clothez brand skin ...your skin
book or maqaziine how to get a guy in 10 milisenconds while they knaw on the eye of instability
actor/actress george bush
Have you ever..
been in love what is t he meaning of a jelly fish sandwhich with cheese?
been dumped on to a cart of flying penguins ...i didnt think the exhisted
tried to forqet a past memory like the time i fucked dan thomas
skipped school skipped meaning the building faced with problems of an abandoned monkey
gotten drunk jdfgkljfgkjdfg
smoked weed wertwretgh
lied to someone close to you im lying to you
played truth or dare i own a shotgun you know
slept naked on a tree with tiny ants cleening my insides
tripped yourself walkinq yes on may 31st 1978
been out of the state this state of being is unsatisfying to me
dreamed that you were flyinq over tripolis bed...then i ate him
planned out your future yes im gonna die now
cheated on your bf/gf i dont cheat
qone to school drunk/hiqh
hooked up wiith ur friiends boyfriiend yes we are now joined at the head
hated someone you didn..t really know i hate you
made of fun of someone i had fun with dan rieds balls ...ping pong
qone to a concert a coir of devistation with the most outrageous excstascy
cheated on a test mr. montello thinks so so i killed him and wore his skin while driving through 7 states
been depressed into the ground
wanted to kill yourself yes but i stopped jimmy before he could slip into the abyss
been skinny dippinq id be afraid i'd embarass every guy
had sex on a beach with jesus
dyed your hair a neon color
made urself puke then i had a baby
been on a cruse
been on a plane and then it crashed
wished you were somewhere else iin the world
ran away
been arrested
qotten into a fiiqht
been made fun of
talked shiit about someone
Do you..
like your liife i like yours. ....i think ill steal it
love/like somone yess... her name was evelyn barson
dream about sexual stuff on a rollercoaster of emotion
like country music no
have a lot of true friiends they say that but when i tell my mom im goging somewhere with them she cant see them because they arent real
believe iin yourself no
think your attarctive no
ever wish you were someone else i wish i were the free sample guy at the foodcourt he gets chicks man
like school
consider yourself a qood friiend
put urself before your friiends in the buffet line
miss anyone riqht now satan
have any sisters or brothers satan
questions::
Whats one thinq you want to do before you die dance with the devil on the titanic
What do you see when you look iin the mirror sal tripoli
Are you a loveable person my princible seems to think so
Who is your best friiend in the whole world jello mold
Do you want to qo to colleqe
Do you qet alonq with you parents i was enginered in a test tube but me and the tube get along fine
What do you want to be wen you qrow up satan
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Some one who enjoys:peotry, romantic candle lit dinners, and long walks along the beach as much as i do, but so far no luck AHAAHAHAAHAH!other than that i would like to meet God, Dane cook, Yngwie Malmsteen, DIme bag derrel, ran
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt stone "stoney"" stonem" "sexystone enchiven"
Birthday: november 23, 1988
Birthplace: vietcong
Current Location: between a rock and a pussing elephant dick
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 10' ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: I created myself
The Shoes You Wore Today: the same shoes i have worn since my asian love (no Names!) put roadkill in my others
Your Weakness: an intelegent self suficient young woman who knows how to say "no"
Your Fears: being eaten alive
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken broccoli garlic YUM
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get excited ...........about anything
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wanna trade, my testicles for your boobs
Thoughts First Waking Up: .................................................
Your Best Physical Feature: i have not a good physical feature
Your Bedtime: drugs
Your Most Missed Memory: when i actualy cared if i live or died
Pepsi or Coke: dr. pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: i do not date.....................people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: bad for you
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: when the occasion calls for it
Do you Sing: in the car
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: do i look like a health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: i do not have any parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: i shred lead guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: good one
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: .............
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: i dont know the meaning of the word
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: its against my religion
Ever been Drunk: eh im not any different when i am but yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: have by balls caught in a turbine
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wanna live in a van down by the river
What country would you most like to Visit: other countries bore me i will just go to one just to tell em' how much they suck
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: indifferent
Favourite Hair Color: indifferent
Short or Long Hair: indiferent
Height: tall
Weight: not heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: ..........
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 78
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1,000,000,000,000,237,674.57

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My Blog

death of a ledgend

As you about your day as you read this take heed and umbrage to the virulent cancer that has rooted itself into the upper echelons of our society. There is a quantifiable deterioration of one of the f...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:44:00 GMT

MPAA

You are probably thinking what self respecting horror fan would want to start a conversation on the dreaded nemisis of horror fans everwhere, The MPAA who is notorious for sanitising the more "fun" as...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:04:00 GMT

lost genre classics

some times I fear that the younger, or even my generation, will not know of the various B movie classics of years past, are these good movies? Heavens no, but they just have a certain quality to them ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:20:00 GMT

A curious state of events.

Now for a few months, I have been keeping my finger on the pulse of things and trying to connect the dots. My newest obsession is the election, why? Simply because I fear that the inextricably evil id...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:21:00 GMT