I'd like to meet:
HOWARD ZINN. GOD. SATAN. NOAM CHOMSKY. BILL HICKS. GEORGE CARLIN. RICHARD PRYOR. LENNY BRUCE. MARISA TOMEI. TOM MORELLO. MARCUS GARVEY. THE TOOTH FAIRY. STEWART COPELAND. CARTER BEAUFORD. CHAD SMITH. FLEA. THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE. CHE GUEVARA. THE PERSON WHO INVENTED PIZZA. THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GARLIC. THE CLERKS FROM CLERKS. BUDDY RICH. OSCAR THE GROUCH. ED NORTON. THE BLACK MICHAEL JACKSON. THE WHITE THOMAS JEFFERSON.