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Maria

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important....

About Me


QUOTES..... Chris: 'i'm hungry' Me: 'me too, my mum is finally cooking....smells good' Chris: 'my mum is in bed cause she did night duty last night.......smells good'....................................................... .'Me: 'my mum's been on the phone for over an hour and i'm hungry!!' Kezza: 'u cook with the phone?'..................................................... ............. Me: 'the phone's still engaged and i don't cook steak' Kezza: 'you don't use a phone, you use a pan, i'll show you one day'........................................................ ..... Chris: 'help init'....................................................... ..Fred: 'what are you doing?' Me: 'trying to get the bee out' Fred: 'what word you trying to get out?' Me: 'no, i'm trying to get the bee out' Fred: 'yeh, what word you trying to get out?' Me: 'oh ha ha ha'...........................................Chris pointing at an elderly quite large man: 'Maria, it's your boyfriend' Me: 'oh yeh, he's lost weight'..............................................Nicky: 'i thought this place would have booths and then chairs and tables near the front of the stage' Me: 'yeh, it's not like that'.........................................Me: 'even i'm bored and all i can see are his hand movements!!'...............................................C hris: 'What did you have for breakfast at maria's kerry? a kettle??'.....................................Shambles, as we're filling water balloons: 'you have quite anorexic taps'....................................Marcus: 'i'm alive right now look at me now'.......................................Keekee: 'what does this look like to you maria? Me: 'um, one of those things that goes up and down'.........................................CJ: 'Karol Frazer'......................................Marcus about the film LoveWrecked: 'i ate my cinema ticket whilst in there and even when i shit it out, it will be less shitty than that film'..............................................Crowd at All American Rejects Gig: "Rejects!! Rejects!! Rejects!!" Chris: "that's what they yell in Finland when Maria and her family walk down the street".......................................Me: "there's an old guy on my bus actually eating his bus ticket" Chris: "that's my mum".....................................Me: "u know your calendar quote is going on my wall of quotes?" Kezza: "i should get my own section i think"...........................................Me: "it's the eurovision song contest a week saturday! i;m so excited!!" Kezza: "yeah it's in my diary...." Me: "it better be!!" Kezza: "....to make sure i'm out that nite"........................................Me: "you could be a fish" Steve: what do you mean?" Me: "like observe and fish" Steve: "oh i thought you just wanted me to flap about"..................................... Chris: "everyone gets cool quotes and i get, are u freaks in the same room"........................................"laziness is just patience in disguise".......................................Jimmy Carr "Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks?........................................Maria: "watch sound of music" Kezza: "watching crap films is not one of my favourite things".................................Spats & Cane: "even walking can be difficult as the sand is sandy and sandy sand is hard to walk in. it's really sandy"..........................................Spats & Cane: "watch out jim, watch out. be careful, there's nature here"........................................Maria: "we can meet the sounds!!! how cool is that?!" Kieran: "awesome. i'll probably faint"........................................Haroon: "she was a young chicken spring, i mean spring chicken".............................................Keekee: "about as cool as a spoon".......................................Chris: "are you freaks in the same room?".......................................Joe: "we should've trimmed the tree before all this crap was put on it!"...........................................“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime”.........---------------- ----------------------------------------------------
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My Interests

Here are some pictures of my friends and family... i love photographs.... i also have videos if you click the link above :) Enjoy!

I'd like to meet:

already met lots of cool people....hopefully there's lots more to meet.... :D

Music:

Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark

Television:

Gilmore Girls.

Books:

The Yes Man - Danny Wallace. P.S I Love You - Cecilia Ahern. Angels - Marian Keyes. Bridget Jones - Helen Fielding. Any Travel Book.

Heroes:

People who stay true to themselves and who they are.

My Blog

QUIZ

.:Personal:. What is your REAL name? MARIAWhat is your REAL age?  22Any kids?  JUST THE FIVELive alone?  NO .:Q & A:. Are you a lover or a fighter?  A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH What...
Posted by Maria on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:01:00 PST

drama continued....

feel great now.... swelling on the cut gone down...doesn't look so bad.... it's all gonna be ok! yey :)
Posted by Maria on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

drama!!!

soo... something new to report... haha!! starting thursday (31st may) night/friday morning (1st june) last thursday night, i was out with the girls, shambles, nicky, keekee and anna and we were h...
Posted by Maria on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:31:00 PST

miss the 90's? well u should :P

Ah.. the 90's!!! Hey dudes Read this, it'll make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside... Before the BEBO frenzy. Before the Internet & text messaging. Before Paris Hilton Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX....
Posted by Maria on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

mistaken money identity...a £5 for a £10 hahaha...

another funny story to report... haha... i was at a bar and me and my friend we're trying to order drinks. the barlady said that's six pounds please, so i gave her what i thought was a ten pound ...
Posted by Maria on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

what every kiss means...

this one is from keekee.. cheers luv!! haha!! can't say i agree with half of it tho... but will let the public decide!! :)   What every kiss means .... Body: ~Kiss on the stomach = Im ready ~Kis...
Posted by Maria on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST

alcohol troubleshooting..HILARIOUS!

this is the funniest thing i've read in a while... i normally hate email forwards, but this is a good one: ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING ..> SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being hel...
Posted by Maria on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST

heartbeats

heartbeats   one night to be confusedone night to speed up truthwe had a promise madefour hands and then awayboth under influensewe had demons in to know what to saymind is a razorbladeto call f...
Posted by Maria on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:18:00 PST

probably true

COOL MySpace Comments                     ...
Posted by Maria on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:13:00 PST

i hate poem...

I hate the way you talk to meAnd the way you cut your hairI hate the way you drive my carI hate it when you stareI hate your big dumb combat bootsAnd the way you read my mindI hate you so much that it...
Posted by Maria on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST