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Fuck This Shit Man

Let the dead bury the dead, Jesus said that he did

About Me

I like to scream and make people laugh. I am crazily into the debauchery, mostly drunken. I am currently training in Taekwondo to help perfectly replicate HBK's super kick. Time to insert a random quote: "No one can give another human being the soul of an artist, the sensibility of a writer, or the passion to put words on paper that is the gift and the curse of those who fashion poetry and prose. But it's ludicrous to suggest and short- sighted to believe that the fundamentals of fiction can't be taught."a img{}a:hover img{}body{scrollbar-arrow-color:FFFFFF;scrollbar-Track-Color :000000;scrollbar-Highlight-Color:FFFFFF;scrollbar-base-colo r:FFFFFF;scrollbar-Face-Color:000000;scrollbar-Shadow-Color: FFFFFF;scrollbar-DarkShadow-Color:FFFFFF

My Interests

I love photography, Taekwondo and making short, random and insane digital videos. Going out to gigs, rock/metal clubs and bars with much drunken debauchery is my favourite past time. Also anything random and insane which has little or no meaning unless you are sleep deprived. I hate cute shit.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Heavy/Classic/Doom/Black metal, goth rock and industrial music inspire me. An absolute fuck load of bands which will take an age to list, so just make do with a few of my favourites - Skyfire, Isengard, Dark Throne, Rotting Christ, Type O Negative, Dream Theater, Children Of Bodom, Angel Dust, Mayhem, Splinters of Death, Immortal and Fear Factory.

Movies:

I have around 150+ DVD's and VHS movies, here are a couple of my favourites - Story of Ricky, Fight Club, Robocop, Appleseed, Chopper, Beetlejuice, Akira, Samurai X, Mallrats and of course...American Psycho.

Television:

Prison Break, Huff, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, Dog The Bounty Hunter, WWE Raw, UFC, My Name Is Earl, Miami Vice, Invader Zim, Family Guy, Smallville and Lost. I also like Police Chase programs and things such as "When Pets Go Bad", but it has to be from America. That country's citizens do crazy stuff with a trademark reckless style. I also like programs with riot footage, post Canadian Hockey match riots are the best = "I Predict A Riot" on Bravo. Oh yeah and La Femme Nikita is excellent, it has helped to develop what I call "The Double Bluff Social Deception Technique", like a true Gemini. Someday I wish to master the "Hokto Shinken Technique" from Fist Of The North Star, IT CAN BE DONE!

Books:

Lost Souls, Hell Fire Club, Hells Angel, Drawing Blood, Survivor, The Wasp Factory (really fucked up) American Psycho, A View from the Bridge and Heartbreak & Triumph.

Heroes:

John Wayne Bobbitt

My Blog

Be Warned

Do not drink 3 Pints of Young's Ale and then eat a lamb curry at 10.45pm and go to bed at 11.30pm. Since if you get woken up at 3am you can not EVER go back to sleep and your digestion system makes bi...
Posted by Fuck This Shit Man on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST

I surprise myself sometimes

I wouldn't solve your problems or make your down time any better. I am quite a selfish person and am more interested in my own personal gain and pleasure. That's why I prefer to hang out with men beca...
Posted by Fuck This Shit Man on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:32:00 PST

I need to compete!

After the Taekwondo grading celebration tonight, one of our black belts was awarded a trophy for winning a tournament in Wales. Seeing that trophy and knowing that I am one of the best in our group se...
Posted by Fuck This Shit Man on Wed, 24 May 2006 02:33:00 PST

Mr Main Event

RAW and Smackdown baby! Just call me Mr Main Event! hahaha memories of Captain Charisma. Yes, so apparently a mad man did push that girl down the escalator, confirmed by a friend's friend's boyfriend ...
Posted by Fuck This Shit Man on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:00:00 PST

Philosophical Porn Junk eMail

The world is insane! Check out this email I opened! The first part is the usual shite, but look what follows!"The ultimate and SHOCKING perversion movies! Tons of :)violent and brutal RAPE videos! Abs...
Posted by Fuck This Shit Man on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:15:00 PST

SILENT HILL!

Holy shit! I saw the late showing of Silent Hill last night...I was expecting it to be average, but oh my God! This has to be the most disturbing film since Passion of the Christ, I'd never thought a ...
Posted by Fuck This Shit Man on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:58:00 PST

I am the main event!

People at work panic when I don't show up on the ETA I establish (since behaviour like that is not complient with the CRISYS system). And it's all because I AM STILL IN THE PUB! What are they gon...
Posted by Fuck This Shit Man on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:04:00 PST

Dream

Today I have the luxury of remembering my dream. I'm sure most of you would snigger. I made it in the WWE, I was in steal cage match. My opponent, the one and only Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. ...
Posted by Fuck This Shit Man on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 04:48:00 PST

Noob

Ah so this is MySpace, the place I have been shouted at to subscribe to. I hope its more stable than Facewhore/Profilenation.
Posted by Fuck This Shit Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST