jesus sold his sandals on ebay and moses is on you tube. Dolphins have sex for pleasure and sheep don’t shrink when it rains. being the nice guy sucks and magazines are so f&#@king pretentious. can alligators give head, if so it woul be great. pay day rocks and so does clean undies. cardigans are for men and ponchos for pussies. everyone loves semicolans, expensive jeans, friday, poptarts, one hit wonders, neil armstrong, tacos, meat, the 50’s, little umbrellas that come with drinks and snowcones. evryone hates days under 25 degrees, work, sweat, sattelitte dishes, politics, calculattors, over ripe bananas, babies with pierced ears, scented things, canned foods, squeeky shoes and man boobs. if toby could talk