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El Jefe Larry... magnifico

and so then this bitch was all like...woop woop woop

About Me

well for one, I am tired of reading that people are "cool and down to earth" and that they are quiet at first and then talkative when their comfortable. I'm going to say that I am abrupt and nervous. I am very loud when i first meet you and then i get quiet once i know you. Why misrepresent myself.I have a BA in something... i forget what, but its a good one. and getting my Masters in something that has to do with kids... I figure WHATEEEHVER, as long as the financial aid keeps rolling in i give a fuck. i m from INGLEWOOD, but currently living in San Francisco across the street from golden gate park, or my occasional second bathroom. in case you were wondering, i love my voice at the end of a cold so dark and rich... mmmmm coffee.ive turned off the automaticness of my music because many times i paruse other's spaces and am surprised by the loudness and matter of factness of their music. If you would like some music as you look me over you have the choice. i am all about the choices. ..

My Interests

I likes interesting people, characters are people who are themselves. differences and uniqueness, acceptance and perserverence. my legs, they're fucking gorgeous. getting better and getting strong. Becoming more myself and not let the stupid shit take me over. Figuring out how to budget my money so that the time between checks doesn't last an eternity.

I'd like to meet:

the guy that I saw at the gym in buttless leather chaps (true story) don't worry he looked in them, or a midget couple that likes to quebrarita. No wait, I am being stupid, salsa, a midget couple that likes to salsa. Chewbacca, he seems like a cuddler, I just hope i'm not allergic.people who unafraid to be who they are, like the down syndrome girl I saw clubbing on polk st. she's my homie

Music:

I love music, just the good stuff. I think if it doesn't move you emotionally, then its bad. Echo and the bunnymen, Souxie and the Banshees, Pretenders, anything by Dannie Elfman, Depeche Mode, Cure, or of course the Smiths, Bowie, Coldplay (their new one, kind of a let down) social distortion, Los Lobos, Audioslave, Bad Religion, Postal Service, b-52's, Mars volta, ozomatli, liking the system of the down, rage against the machine, Death Cab for Cutie's cool, Gnarles Barkely whose with me? Soul, some dirty old school funk. i want to get into Rock en Español, and of course, cumbias are for dancing.

Movies:

chitty chitty bang bang, Willy Wonka, there something about old children's movies that are so wonderfully creepy. usual suspects, X men, the og star wars, napolean dynamite, rushmore nightmare before xmas love that one, batman returns, anything by Tim Burton the tribute to vincent price juicy, Transformers the movie Little shop of horrors, batman begins was great but much like the old show, a villian trying to taint the city water supply? come on, i loved it though and who didn't expect ra to come back, but i was surprised it was the other guy

Television:

simpsons, family guy, american dad, CSI, the normal shit. OPRAH because she is so full of herself and its getting worse. DR. PHIL becuase I love when people get told, when they get shit thrown back in there face. Frontline you gotta love PBS. I try to not watch a whole lot of tv because I feel like I should be doing something more productive, but im a tv whore.

Books:

Noam Chomsky. Anne Rice, well some of them. Ayn Rand Anthem (yeah I know) Calvin and Hobbes. Harry Potter (I never thought I would like it) The movies aren't as good, though I have never been sober when I watched them. Sandra Cisneros she can write they way your little sister would speak when she was five. just read my autographed copy of dress your family in corduroy and denim. finished harry potter and annoyed, why did it have to happen like that, it was good, but i am annoyed its going to be awhile for the new one, too many open questions. reading it in spanish to brush up. now reading Palanhuik invisible monsters, its really dark,

Heroes:

Ugly people who don't know it, and old men who dress so flashy and flamey they look like drag queens, but not intentionally, like seigred and roy, or like world trash, old men who buy at macy's young mens dept. that takes balls. something about a 40 year old Japanese man in low rise leather boot cut jeans and a tinge of red brown in his hair and moustache that makes me want to stand up and salute.hillbillies, not rednecks, but hillbillies.

My Blog

hello my name is tear ducts

Hello, my name is tear ducts. We'll my nickname is anyway, my given name is unimportant.  I've grown to love the name though I have had the unfortunate pleasantry of becoming accustomed to it.&nb...
Posted by El Jefe Larry... magnifico on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

falling

I fell the other day in san mateo, bruised a rib.  that story doesn't really go anywhere, but it reminded me of a time on divis. I was walking home.  cold, rainy, wet.  I came upon a sl...
Posted by El Jefe Larry... magnifico on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:46:00 PST

walking down Howard

I was completely sober, wlking down Howard to south van ness around midnight. My eyes a wonder waiting for the entertainment that is the 6 square blocks of 15th  16th mission s van ness...
Posted by El Jefe Larry... magnifico on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:27:00 PST

tagged

so ive finally been tranquilized and tagged so im going to do this. im pretty much an open book so I am not sure what to say  Here you go lauri 1.i hate having dirty fingernails 2.I've never...
Posted by El Jefe Larry... magnifico on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:37:00 PST

karmatic passion

If you been in sf lately the weather has been bad to say the least, rain, hail the whole nine.  This isn't about the weather though.  i see this little tiny old  lady carring ...
Posted by El Jefe Larry... magnifico on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:41:00 PST

duckie

i saw a man walking with what looked like this tall thin black dog walking very wierd.  It was tall swaying back to back and i said to myself, hey, thats not a dog.  A cat? no, that looks li...
Posted by El Jefe Larry... magnifico on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:27:00 PST

Hickies

This is a story about my aunt my mother's sister 80 something when she died still claming to be 72.  Drinking her beer and taking her shots and eating her carnitas til she left the...
Posted by El Jefe Larry... magnifico on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 04:13:00 PST

a very large woman

So the other day while fighting some wierd ass sickness I developed a hankering for some dirty chinese food.  You know the places, the ones that advertise 3.00 rice and choice of item.&...
Posted by El Jefe Larry... magnifico on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 03:08:00 PST

a drive on polk st

So,  I was stoned yesterday (I'm not afraid to admit it) and was riding low in Lety's coup de ville and I looked out the window at a club on the corner of polk and someth...
Posted by El Jefe Larry... magnifico on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 11:38:00 PST

lety's on hundred

100 THINGS ABOUT ME1. First grade teacher's name: Sister Agnes Marie Spanked a boy right in front of me.  2. Last person you kissed: don't depress me 3. Last thing you said: son of a BITCH i was ...
Posted by El Jefe Larry... magnifico on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST