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SamanthaJo

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About Me



"Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life."


why,
hello there!
i am samantha.

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."


.I always squeeze my toothpaste from the bottom.
.I urinate more than anyone I know.
.I also apparently use the word urinate?
.I look like shit without make-up on.
.I'm a fat-bottomed girl.
.I'm always looking to make a missed connection.
.I really want to buy 99 red balloons and let them all go.
.At work, I'm usually wearing a rubber finger.
.I'm pretty good at being awkward.
.I'm not at all who I was 2 years ago...
...or even 1 year ago.
.I look out for everyone around me which gets me in a lot of trouble.
.I enjoy baking and am working my way into cooking.
.I want to be a better person and am finally making an attempt.
.I'm just starting to discover who I really am and that excites yet scares me.
.I am absolutely in love with my life and I don't think anything could ever take that away.

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."


My Interests



blah blah blah.

I'd like to meet:


Honestly? I just want to meet someone who will show me a good time.
Someone who I could fall in love with, but not be tied down to.
Pretty much the male version of Christine. :)

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Music:



music that can make my heart skip.
and my toes tap.
and my hips shake.

[bitch, i listen to what i want]
but...

this man does something to me...

Movies:



the ones on screens.

Television:



LOST. (im in the cult)

flavor of love.

scrubs.

the office.

Books:



ones that make me feel intellectual.

chuck palahniuk
(yes, I spelled that without looking it up)
augusten burroughs.

Heroes:



my ideal self in 25 years.