Obviously, I feel pure terror at the sheer horror of life around me. Among other things, I fear couches, chesterfields, sofas, settees, loveseats, and related furniture, including but not limited to armchairs, hassocks, tables including but by no means limited to end, coffee, dinner, breakfast, pool and ping ping and somehow yes even the periodic, recliners and divans.And the Dinner Goat.Occasionally I like to be photographed while in a fear/attack response on furniture, but I am only bluffing in the picture and will not harm you as I am not a real cat.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A hulking mindless beast that can (or who can) lay waste to furnishings. Those people that walk by outside the window with those sign deals. Hitler's mom to see if she liked cats.
My Blog
Five Questions, Your Choice! I Will Answer!
Please, drink from my wisdom tub. Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 15:16:00 GMT
Ask a Stolen Ugly Cat!
I will now begin a weekly column in my blog helping you with advice on friends, love, furniture and the Dinner Goat, so please send me your questions! Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 19:54:00 GMT
