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P Diddy

If I turn into another - dig me up from from under what is covering - the better part of me...

About Me

SNL - Dick in a Box

Add to My Profile | More Videos What you dont know can't hurt you. - My wife is better than your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife. Just deal with it. - I'm looking for a band now. So anyone who wants a short italian with nice B-cups as their lead singer, feel free to hit me up. - I heart beatboxing, people named beth, guitar, anything that has buttons that I can mash, singing. I've fucked up in my life, big time, but guess what, so has everyone. I've dealt with it, so can you. the most memorable number in my life is 929.

My Interests

Beth - Music - Writing - Video Games - Insomnia - Music - Stupid Blogs

I'd like to meet:

I've met enough people, thank you. By the way, I would like it to be known that "uber-sexy" was not available in body type. Thats why I'm average.

Music:

Anything. Seriously. My collection includes anything from Chopin to Corrosion of Conformity, Billy Joel to Megadeth. Favorites include +LIVE+, Alice In Chains, Incubus, Collective Soul, Snow Patrol, Kanye West, Pearl Jam, Ludacris, Audioslave, Metallica, Jars of Clay - anything but country enters these ears.

Movies:

Heat - The Crow - The Matrix - Half Baked - South Park - Kevin Smith (Yes, even Jersey Girl) - DONNIE DARKO!!!! - Memento - Carlito's Way (and no, not that crappy ass Mario Van Peebles sequel) -

Television:

24 - Gilmore Girls (yes, I like it, its witty, so fuck off.) - South Park - Family Guy - Simpsons

Books:

Left Behind - Dark Tower - Harry Potter - Hitchhikers - Michael Crichton - Robert Ludlum

Heroes:

929

My Blog

If you ever had any doubt...

There's no doubt now. Britney Spears is a ho. Anyone who still admires this trash should really re-evaluate their life. What an asshat.  
Posted by P Diddy on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:46:00 PST

OMG BEST BULLETIN SURVEY EVAR READ READ!!!!

To all you fricking people that plague my inbox with 10 of these stupid ass bulletins a year:   1)If you're on my friends list, I clearly know who you are, and all I ever wanted to know abou...
Posted by P Diddy on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST

Critics

Critics suck my balls. Last night, I read here about how this Jackass doesn't think Dane Cook isn't a great stand-up comedian. Actually, thats what you'd get if you read between the lines. What h...
Posted by P Diddy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST

ITS MY ANNIVERSARY FUCAZ!!!!

Rekognize. More to post later - big day not only in life but also in hockey - peaaaaaaaaaaaace -dub
Posted by P Diddy on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:25:00 PST

onsite at irish festival

Update: Apparently phone blogging doesnt allow carriage returns: so I'm adding them post-script. I love my phone.I come to you today oniste from the Irish festival in Wildwood, NJ. Basically, theres ...
Posted by P Diddy on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:23:00 PST

NEWSTEAD SUCKS

Yesterday was definitely a day of clashing events. While it was an incredibly great VG day due to the release of a certain hockey extravaganza, television took a turn for the worse when the winner of ...
Posted by P Diddy on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:03:00 PST

Me likey!!!

Dude, I so have gotten into a blogging frenzy. I want to write everything that I hate and everything that I like, forever and ever, so that YOU, the reader (yes, you, theres no-one else) can laugh at ...
Posted by P Diddy on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:10:00 PST

the Anti use of Baby without a pronoun campaign

Alright, I've finally had my fill of this shit. What, what in the FUCK is with people personifying the word BABY? What am I talking about? Case in point -  Gay-ass commercial, all in billowy whit...
Posted by P Diddy on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST

SO yeah.....

So yeah, my friend MMC started me off on this little place, and I figure I need some place to vent my anger at the world, so what better than to whore it off to the rest of you that actually read thes...
Posted by P Diddy on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:56:00 PST