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Girl X

Fiercer. Faster. Harder. Sweeter. More.

About Me

Good... Bad... I'm the girl with the gun.

Me: Scattered, smothered, and covered, but never topped. A lady with a plan - Several, in fact, including one or two that may even work, given time and materials. I'm smart. I'm also creative, although not always in good, constructive ways. I'm devious and clever, but goofy and tragically unhip a lot of the time. I hate it when people say "correct" but mean "yes," as if the two words were interchangeable when they most assuredly are not. I lean heavily towards swimming, when given the choice between that and sinking. I succumb to rampant infatuation (with people, places, things, and ideas) on a weekly basis, and get over it even faster. I'm also wicked good at crossword puzzles. This is not even .0001% of me, but it's a good start.So. I just used the word "I" thirteen times, not counting anything past the last paragraph. Your turn - match or beat.


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My Interests

I'm glad I can edit this, because when my moods shift, the order here is not going to be at all indicative of my personality on that given day. In the meantime, though...

Guinness, mid-century jazz, mysteries, science, Old Time Radio, art (be realistic - I mean, there's a lot of sucky art, and we all know it), my friends, my family, some sports, Orange Julius, and those guys who used to set up their little stage and dance highly choreographed routines to old Paula Abdul songs in an insane amount of sequins in front of the US Bank on Broadway.

I miss them.

Not that I was a huge fan, but that was just damn interesting. They were pretty good, but I couldn't look at them directly, and I couldn't say why. If they weren't embarrassed, why was I? Also, do you think they took it, like, super-seriously? Like, did one of them have an ongoing tiff with the other? Did he call it "rehearsal" and get all snotty about it to other people - "I have rehearsal tonight - has anyone seen my dance bag? I need my SPLIT-soled jazz shoes, damnit!" - and was he all, "You have been late to the last three rehearsals - I don't feel comfortable that you're taking this seriously enough!" And were they looking for some kind of big break? I seriously want to know, but never had the necessary cruelty towards strangers to ask, and I knew I couldn't approach them without being so afraid of seeming like I was mocking them that it WOULD seem like I was mocking them. So, I continue to wonder, with no hope of any further information on the subject.

I'd like to meet:

Someone without fear. Friends - Both new and old. People who are as irritated as I am by the use of the phrase "I don't believe in..." to express a disapproval of an idea, as if the idea were the Tooth Fairy and not a fact of life - i.e., "I don't believe in (cell phones/divorce/similar)." And hell, while I'm at it, I might as well get my stuttering fangirl on and throw in Keith Olbermann and David Tennant, too!

Music:

OASIS, Garth Brooks, Frank Sinatra, Social D, ¡TchKunG!, Sneaker Pimps, DKM, Massive Attack, Etta James, The Cure, Lynryd Skynyrd, Iggy, Peter Gabriel, Michael Buble, Bleu, Jet, Stabbing Westward, Pet Shop Boys, Journey, Depeche Mode, Erykah Badu, The Pogues (but only with The Man), Tony Bennett, Dixie Chicks, KMFDM, Ella Fitzgerald, Green Day, Bob Dylan, Tonic, Chemical Brothers, Better Than Ezra, Dave Brubeck, et al.Very into jazz these days, for what it's worth.

Movies:

Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2 (still haven't seen 3 yet!), Animal House, Singles, Office Space, Braveheart, Schindler's List, any of the Hope-Crosby "Road to..." movies, Roman Holiday, The Godfather (1 & 2, obviously), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Romeo + Juliet, almost anything by David Lynch, Trainspotting, Say Anything, and too many others to mention...

Television:

"CSI: Famous Original Recipe," "House," "The Simpsons," "Doctor Who" (both old and new, but especially new, because both 9 & 10 are lovely and hilarious), "Family Guy," 95% of the Food Network, particularly "Good Eats," 'cos Alton Brown is a demi-god and I luuuurve him, Nova ("The Elegant Universe" was so good I think it got me off), BritComs of all shapes and sizes (except "My Hero" - That's just a travesty) - I'm kind of a PBS whore, but not because of any grand, sweeping social reasoning. I really love the mysteries ("Poirot," "Miss Marple," "Hetty Wainthrop," "Jonathan Creek," and especially the Mrs. Bradley mysteries). I also loveloveLOVED the BBC adaptation of "Gormenghast." If you haven't seen it, rent it. That video place that used to be in Broadway Market used to have it. "MythBusters," random History Channel programming, etc. It's pretty varied. But I like tv.

Books:

Oh, please. Here we go..."Unnatural Murder: Poison at the Court of James I." "The Three Musketeers" (what?). Almost anything by John Irving. Nero Blanc mysteries. "Uncle Petros & Goldbach's Conjecture." Sherlock Holmes mysteries are old friends... Well-written biographies (or autobiographies). Almost anything, really... I just realized I'm never going to be able to answer this to my satisfaction. Suffice it to say I'm one of those people who's always got a couple of books going, and I have stacks of them in strange places thoughout my apartment because I ran out of shelf space half a library ago. But I do really like good mysteries.

Heroes:

My mom. My cousin Lois. H.D. Thoreau. Tallulah Bankhead. Randi Rhodes of Air America Radio Nova M Radio! Bella Abzug. My big sister (http://www.kiggityca.com/html/ann.htm). My great-grandmother, even though I never met her (and even though this may be some mild form of narcissism, because I keep being told I may be her reincarnation). Whoever makes the coffee in the morning.

My Blog

Josh and Girl X Go To The O

So, I'm back.   Pittsburgh was predictably fabulous, even if a good bit of the nostalgic patina I'd slathered it in had worn off by day four. After being greeted upon touching down by a flurry of...
Posted by Girl X on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:55:00 PST

"Kevin, when youre in a hole, stop digging!"

For all who may have missed it, this is truly the most awesome ownage I've seen in - Hell, pretty much ever. MORE, PLEASE!  Still laughing,- GX...
Posted by Girl X on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:39:00 PST

Gone Baby Gone

In another 10 hours, give or take, I'll be on my way back to the right side of the country. A midnight touchdown in the 'Burgh followed by a wee hours visit to The O is just what the doctor'...
Posted by Girl X on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:48:00 PST

Do Something Good!

** Double post for those who don't get bulletins for me, or who didn't see this the first time around.**  I'll be there, and you guys know my schedule these days. It'll be a good time you can fee...
Posted by Girl X on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:31:00 PST

Okay, now really...

I love MSNBC as much as the next gal, but what is with the arbitrary pronunciation shenanigans lately? Did I miss a memo that said "The way "divisive" has been pronounced since time immemorial is...
Posted by Girl X on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:27:00 PST

Amas de Casa Desesperadas

There is a Spanish language version of "Desperate Housewives" on Univision as I type this. Although I find the original detestable, I am happier about this than I can convey with words. Just when I th...
Posted by Girl X on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

The Best Day Ever

I'm too tired to be terribly eloquent right now, but I needed to post something: This morning I walked to Little Saigon, enjoying the sunshine and fresh air. Then I walked up to the International...
Posted by Girl X on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:28:00 PST

Addiction

I haven't seen you in a while. Your body pushes itself through the motions, and nobody knows you're not there. You don't even know you're gone. But you're so far away from those of us who love you, a...
Posted by Girl X on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:53:00 PST

Cri de Coeur

I know nobody reads this anymore, but screaming from the rooftops might just be the thing that sends me over the edge. I've had exactly all I can take and if one more thing - one more t...
Posted by Girl X on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:12:00 PST

The Fall Of Civilization

It has begun. I find this hilarious, and my pal Emmett is so irate he wants to punch poor Keith. Either way, this is worth passing on. Gael Fashingbauer Cooper has a column here about Spinner.com...
Posted by Girl X on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST