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instincts are misleading

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

ok i guess it's time for an ACTUAL profile.let's learn something about amber. pretend this is a children's book. i apoligize for the lack of primary colors and levitating fruits dressed like numbers. but hey, this was the best i could do:
+ i + i like to spoon
+ i'm 5'5''
+ astrojacks pwn yoyos. fo sho.
+ badmitton kicked my ass once.
+ i'm a lonley and miserable person and therefore will drive a jalopy when i'm 46.
+ im not actually 18...i'm in high school still...which s sorta lame.
+ once i threatened to catch someone on fire.
+ this is where all my friends put where they wanted to have sex because they are sluts. so i'll tell you where i DONT want to have sex: a cat show.
+ they say that a pet's personality reflects that of it's owner. my dog licks rocks.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet someone who's less cool than me. this has proven difficult.
also i wanna meet the following: patricia (horrorpops), billie joe (green day), and andrew (soco).
oh and i wanna be your friend.

My Blog

good quote

dont fall in love young. the person you fall in love with is still changing and the chances of you changing the same are slim.
Posted by on Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:45:00 GMT

abc (also from gnagna)

A - AGE: 5 B - BAND LISTENING TO MOST RECENTLY: Say Anything C - CRUSH: no crush. only infatuations. D - DAD'S NAME: louis tudor E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: rachel, emily, gus. yeah. gus. F - ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jan 2005 18:35:00 GMT

i stole this from gnagna!

EVER...1. Been kissed: NO!!2. Eaten sushi: it's my favorite food 3. Gotten hyper: mm. only on a regular basis5. Eaten an entire pizza by yourself: why do you think im so fucking fat?6. Been a rebel: i...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:02:00 GMT

OH NO!

*gasp* ms. owen took my writing away today. so i'm afraid i can't write any here until later. I'm so nervoud as to what she'll say about it. Some of it is personal *blush* ah! so yeah. maybe some othe...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Nov 2004 14:47:00 GMT

New stories to come.

I think I'm gonna put some of my random poems in here. Did i mention I'm writing a novel in verse? It's going to be THE SHIT. ok, here I go.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Oct 2004 21:47:00 GMT

50 random things about me.

50 random things about meStolen from Katey and Mere and a million other people1. My real name (Chelsea) is what my parents had orignially planned on naming me.  But while my mother was ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Oct 2004 19:09:00 GMT

Just To Clarify

He isn't actually a stoner. anymore.
Posted by on Sat, 23 Oct 2004 03:01:00 GMT

Stoner Jason Strikes Again.

This, is really cool. I haven't posted in forever. Sorry. but yeah, it's not like anyone actually readys these anyway. I am really drunk. Sorry...So yeah, My cousin Jason y su chica arrived at my hous...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Oct 2004 02:57:00 GMT

Um...

I'm single again. This time i feel i'm better off alone. Actually this is the longest I've been single for...almost 2 years. WOOT for amber.. i am eating french bread and posting this poem for you all...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Sep 2004 17:25:00 GMT

...hahahahaha

OK FOR SABRINA: the story behind my little squriell children. As many of you know, I am the Princess of savages. My father is the king and so i reluctantly take his thrown when he dies of some sava...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jun 2004 20:27:00 GMT