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♥Johnna♥

♥ SUPER MOM ♥

About Me

Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.comWell, I am Johnna, and it is said just how it is spelled (John-na)! I am from WEST VIRGINIA, and I am proud of it! I am the mommy to 2 great kids, they are my everything!Alexis is 5 , and Devin is 2 . I am a mommys baby and daddys girl. I love animals; just ask "anyone" that knows me. I ♥ water, but can't swim. I ♥ it when it rains. I crave thunderstorms! I've never seen the ocean. I ♥ to take weekend trips to the river. I ♥ Smirnoff ~ Raspberry flavored ~ well I call it beer. Yes I am a redneck country girl, and if ya don't like it "by god get over it". I ♥ riding in the woods with our "posie"; the woods in WV is as close as you can get to heaven! I call um' as I see um', so if you have a problem with me get over it or solve it! Don't go talkin' a bunch of crap behind my back, because i'm not someone you want to piss off! I make a bad enemy! I can't stand it when women go out with married men! Come on B***H he has a family, and you know he won't leave that for your ugly ass! If a man is married and foolin with you all you are is a quickie! Your not gonna get anything out of it except a whooped ASS!!!! Yes I did quit school, and no you shouldn't think less of me because of it! My two brothers are overprotective; espically Marky, but I ♥um' for it! I can't stand people who think they are better than everyone else, and they walk around with their nose all up in the air; those kind of people have always rubbed me the wrong way. I will do anything in the world for my family or friends, they are all I have, and they are the best I could ever ask for. I have their back 100%, and they have mine. You may not think much of us, but trust me we think ALOT of you!... I ♥ my friends to death! If they need me at any time of the day or night they know I am one person that is their, and I know they are their for me. I ♥ each minute we get to spend with each other! I have a wonderful husband ~ he is my everything; We have been together for 7 years now, and we have been married for almost 4 of those years. He works hard every day to provide for his family, and to see to it we have all that we want. All in all ... Well that's about it, but if their is anything else you want to know all you have to do is ask; if I want you to know I will tell you, and if not i'll tell ya where you can take your next vacation! It's hot their, so pack light.

My Interests

♥My #1 interest is my two kids♥I love to spend time with Boo and the kids♥I love my friends 2 death, and I live for the time we get to spend together♥Riding in the WV woods is as close to heaven as you can get♥

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet everyone!!!!! However just getting to meet Johnny Depp would be fine.


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Music:

A little of everything, mainly country thow.


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Movies:

Scary, and comedy...

Television:

What can I say I just like tv. I ♥ reality tv, such as Little People Big World, Girls Next Door, and Charm School, and I just LOVE Reba.

Books:

Nora Roberts, John Saul, and Steven King

Heroes:

~My mom is my hero.~

My Blog

I WANT "EVERYONE" WHO VISITS MY PROFILE TO READ THIS BLOG

OK, I UN'BLOCKED MY PROFILE IN HOPES I CAN HELP GET THIS WORD OUT A LITTLE BETTER. CONSIDERING "EVERYONE" CAN'T READ MY BULLITONS "EVERYONE" CAN READ MY BLOGS. THE ANIMAL SHELTER IS OVERWHELMED WITH ...
Posted by ♥Johnna♥ on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

Things that make you go HUMMMMM?????

Hey guys! How is everyone doing today? All is good here; I actually turned on my a/c today . Well, the reason I am posting this new blog today is because I was browsing through some public profiles an...
Posted by ♥Johnna♥ on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST

Italian Charms

GOOD EVENING TO ALL OF MYSPACE. HOW IS EVERYONE TODAY? IT IS COLD HERE, AND I DON'T LIKE COLD! WELL, ANYWAYS, THIS B~LOG IS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE ME HAVE ITALIAN CHARMS, AND BEFORE I START I AM GO...
Posted by ♥Johnna♥ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST

A Blonde's Year in Review.

Ok, in advance ~ I don't want to offend anyone!  If you take blonde jokes personal don't read any further! But if you enjoy a good laugh please go on... Just rember ~it's just a joke~...   ...
Posted by ♥Johnna♥ on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:17:00 PST

Top 10 reasons ~ dooowhoop!

TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED... 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.3. "I'd love to c...
Posted by ♥Johnna♥ on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:12:00 PST

Tequila And Salt

TEQUILA AND SALTThis should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one couldread it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.1. There are at least two people in this world that y...
Posted by ♥Johnna♥ on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST

Friends

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and t...
Posted by ♥Johnna♥ on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:34:00 PST

West Virginia Humor

WEST VIRGINIA HUMOR   The owner of a golf course in West Virginia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his offic...
Posted by ♥Johnna♥ on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

Lovely Mullens, WV

I hope you enjoy!!!!! I hail from the darkest, coal dust infected region of Wyoming county: Mullens. If you've never been, well....you're only missing the thrill of a lifetime. There you'll see such b...
Posted by ♥Johnna♥ on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:28:00 PST