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Mikey Scott

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That guy who threw a shit fit at my restaurant because he didn’t realize he was ordering expensive liquor. He bitched so much they discounted his check $40. Then he stiffed the waitress because it apparently was her job to recognize his stinginess and inability to read the menu. I don’t want to become friends with him. Just meet him once, and introduce him to everyone I know so they can laugh at him. A lot.

My Blog

Tuesday Night: the QUEERS of COMEDY

We'll be taking over the Hollywood Improv tomorrow night for a show NOT to be missed!To guarantee tickets (our last major show sold out!) go to:http://www.symfonee.com/Improv/hollywood/comedians/Bio.a. ..
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:05:00 GMT

I’m training for the AIDS Marathon!!!

I know sometimes you think, "Gee, Mikey, is it all just jokes and hot pockets with you, or do you ever do anything meaningful?"Well I'm so glad you brought that up! I am currently training and raising...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:18:00 GMT

French Dressing...comfort food??? The Hometown Buffett story...

I am well aware of the wonders of ranch dressing and how it can, in fact, make anyone feel better about their meal, perhaps their life, maybe not their diet, but nothing is absolutely perfect. But Fr...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:30:00 GMT

MySpace Whores?

You know, I'm not so mad that there are naked girls who use MySpace to attract the mens to other pay sites and pay chats and whatnot. I am mad that they ask me to be their friend, when they wouldn't ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:53:00 GMT