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About Me

How do! Jeez louise this is hard....Well i'm just your typical self deprecating, Scottish, 31year old,Veterinary nurse/slave/farm girl and part time lush really.Can't cook, do simple math or reverse park but I can change an oil filter on a Honda CBR, Castrate bulls and make an arse of myself (a fine, accomplished art... wanna see my portfolio?)I'm 5'4, Grey halogen, headlamp eyes, an hourglass (sand at the bottom) figure and Ken Dodd hair and a very angry, temperament.AKA VOLATILE. Expecting lots of replies then.Please, if you request me as a buddy, write me a wee ditty first or i won't reply. xI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

What in life or now??? Oh right..ok, well..Genuine (don't kid yourselves) lively, opionated, fair minded, mannerly, erratic and unconventional people.People with a talent or a deep passion for something and a love for something bigger than themselves. I don't like mean people who put people down. Rude, ill mannered people, with no morals or standards, can just....well..get some.I'd like to meet most of the people in my heroes section and the bearded guy, I overheard on the West Highland Way.... he was most wise. Somebody who's taking a walk on the dark side but generally vacations on the bright.

My Blog

Balls

Just as women have one boob slightly bigger than the other, do men suffer the same with their testicles?
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:10:00 GMT

I fucking know!

ITN - 1 hour 19 minutes ago Chronic anger has reached endemic heights in the UK but is often ignored, according to a new report. (Advertisement).. -->Vendor: DoubleClick, Format: Inline--> .. langua...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:17:00 GMT

Sex and the obvious

This is a vast subject in my mind but sex is overrated. In as much as it's now used to highlight gum disease. Girl in skimpy underwear, all soft music, then BAM, big gappy teeth. Don't get me wrong, i...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:16:00 GMT

Banskys fallouts

Right. Somehow when  Matt and I  moved in to our shared rental, last October, we managed to overlook the major and affecting factor, that we lived right next door to a busy gitty/gunnel/walk...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:48:00 GMT

Sunny side down

Does anybody else get this feeling? I dread warm, sunny days. A for the pressureof looking aesthetically pleasing. B. As everyone starts acting differently (naturally or not) cause the suns out and C....
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:34:00 GMT

Boredom

Whats the first step to overcoming fear. I.e trying something new, Or getting on a train and never coming back or just phoning someone you've never spoken too. How do people live with and control thei...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:00:00 GMT

Gran

Dear Gran, i just wanted to say that i miss you so so much and that i think about you everyday. Life has never been the same since you died and some days i struggle to live, in the knowledge that i ca...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:10:00 GMT

aj x2

You Are More Like Angelina Jolie..http://images.blogthings.com/areyoumorelikejenniferor angelinaquiz/angelina.jpg" height="100" width="100">Bad girl with a heart of gold.You are smart, sexy, and strong...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:18:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:38:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:17:00 GMT