I want to be a corrupt sheriffs deputy in Memphis |
During the Funniest Professional in Memphis contest last night the winner in the "Law Enforcement" category (he must have been the only entrant) showed up with his friends from the Shelby County Sheri...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:14:00 GMT |
Lessons learned from standup comedy |
I've learned a few things while doing standup comedy that I'd like to share. These lessons were learned from bombing, people finding out you're a comic, friends promising they'll come see you, and mo...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 14:16:00 GMT |
De-AdWhore your Myspace! |
I found a way to remove all the match.com slut videos and other ads from myspace. Now I can hold back the vomit (I know I'm single and I don't need 400 failed cam whores reminding me) when I obsessiv...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:03:00 GMT |
I'm going to start lying about my age |
Nobody believes me when I tell them how old I am. So from now on I am officially 27. Well, after my birthday on May 20th I'll be 27. I've discovered the fountain of youth. It's called solitary...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:59:00 GMT |
fuck |
I can't put into words what I'm feeling right now. If you were there tonight you'd know. It was a great um... learning experience. That was a happy way of saying I'm sleeping alone a...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 23:18:00 GMT |
Funniest Person in Memphis Contest |
I just found out I'm going up during the first round of the Funniest Person in Memphis competition which is this Wednesday, Apr 25th. So, come out and laugh your ass off so the judges may be tri...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:47:00 GMT |
I'm finally listed in the comedian search engine! |
Hooray! I'm finally listed in the MySpace comedian search engine! Now I'm gonna get bookings and hot chicks will want to molest me and I'll be famous and OH GOD NOW I HAVE CANCER.Just kidd...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:25:00 GMT |
I need abuse |
I'm going crazy not being on-stage. I thought I was going crazy from preparing to be on-stage, but I realized I'm just crazy. Fear my mad vocabulary skillz.I'm going to put together a 20-3...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:31:00 GMT |
promo flyer for wednesday night |
If this flyer doesn't get people more people from where I work to show up this Wednesday I'm probably gonna just kill myself on stage. Tomorrow I may go to my favorite bar (Flying Saucer in Cord...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:30:00 GMT |
Hungover and unprepared. |
I can't believe I'm still hungover from last night when I didn't even drink that much. I guess I'm just getting old. I almost have my set ready for tomorrow night at Comedy Tennessee. ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:44:00 GMT |
