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I am what I am, please don't try to fit me into your square slot. I speak softly and listen loudly. I am the quick flow of water and the slow burn of fire. I am passion and pain. I am freedom in confinement. I am the love of your life and your deepest darkest fear. Shoot me and I bleed, spite me and I scorn, bite me and I hope you bought me dinner. Love all and none and your heart shall forever be free!///////////////////////////////////////// "Never close your lips to those for whom you have opened your heart." - Charles Dickens
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Napoleon Bonaparte, Penthesilea, Plato, Herodotus, Diodorus, Julius Caesar, Cleopatra, Catherine the Great, Joan of Arc, Mary Magdalene, Myrene, Boudicca, and Zenobia.

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And God said, "Let there be Vodka!"

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.- Frank SinatraI drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.-Jim Morri...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:14:00 GMT

Insults

When Insults Had Class"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."  -- Winston Churchill"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."  -- Winston Churchill"I ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 00:36:00 GMT

some damn good quotes regarding religion

"Only the fool says in his heart: There is no god. The wise says it to the world"- Unknown "Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over"- Frank Zappa (Heavenly bank acco...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 00:58:00 GMT

Make the Pie Higher!

This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from GeorgeW. Bush, arranged for "aesthetic" purposes, by Washington Postwriter Richard Thompson. A wonderful poem like this is too good not to sha...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:44:00 GMT

Gay Marriage

Gay Marriage1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eye glasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same wa...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 17:08:00 GMT