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hot females What kind of Friend are You?
LIFETIME Friend

You are to find...possibly one in a lifetime... You're there for the good the bad and the ugly, no matter what happens...You are there ready to help.

You can handle the pain every once in a while, but there's alwayz room for toughness to develop.

Music:

stone roses, oasis, the streets, the who, the jam, red hot chilli peppers, early u2 ! eddie halliwell, eric morillo, tiesto, ferry corsten.

Movies:

human traffic and any quintin tarantino film

Television:

its all crap apart from shamless !

Books:

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Heroes:

lance armstrong,paul weller,noel gallagher, muhammed ali valentino rossi
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A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: oliver morton
Birthday:: 8th may
Birthplace:: lancaster
Eye Color:: greeny
Hair Color:: brown
Height:: 6 ft ish
Weight:: 12 stone
Right handed or Left handed?: righty
Your Heritage:: english
My Worst Habit:: biting my nails
Zodiac Sign:: fuck knows
Shoe Size:: 10
Pants Size:: 32
Innie or Outie?: innie
Parents Still Together?: no
The Shoes You Wore Today:: trainers nikes
Your Weakness:: money
Your Fears:: nothing
Your Perfect Pizza:: pepporami
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: pass my uni course
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: lol fookin hate it
Thoughts First Waking Up:: i want a bru
Your Best Physical Feature:: my sweet ass !
Your Bedtime:: too late probs
Your Most Missed Memory:: school or the raving days
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: blue
Food?: pasta
Sport?: golf
Animal?: dog
Ice Cream?: chocolate
Candy?: eh ?
Store?: fuck nows
Salad Dressing?: dont know
Actor?: johnny depp, de niro,pacino
Song?: teenage kicks the undertones
Letter?: eh ??
Number?: 8
Gum?: mint
Holiday?: dont know !
Season?: summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: mint
Radio Station?: radio one
Perfume?: pleasures
Scent besides perfume?: freshly cut grass , skunk
Body part on the opposite sex?: tits
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: teacher/ sports coach
How Do You Want To Die?: peacefully
Turn ons:: women
Turn offs:: gays
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: none of them im one of a kind !
Who's The Loudest?: beeny
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: beeny
Who Have You Known The Longest?: bell i think
Who's The Shyist?: braders
When Have You Cried The Most?: when my grandad died
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: coming up !!
Worst Feeling?: coming down !!
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: anywhere but this shithole !!
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: id be more patient
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: too long
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: bright side
Let's look at the: bigger picture
What a nice: pair of tits
Where did all the: money go !
Why can't we: all get along
Silly, little: slag
Isn't it weird that: were friends
Never under any circumstance: shit on your own doorstep
I wish: i was rich
Everyone has a: secret
I am: fookin ace
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: yeah !!
Been To Juvie?: no way
Mooned Someone?: definately
Been Rejected?: yes
Ran Away From Home?: yeah when i was about 10
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: of course
Skipped School?: yeah
Thought About Suicide?: no way
Slept Outside?: yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yes
Cried In School?: no !!
Thrown Up In School?: yeah i think
Wanted To Be a Model?: no
Cheated On Someone?: yeah !!
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: defo
Seen A Dead Body?: no
Been Bitched Out?: what ??
Drank Alcohol?: too much
Smoked?: too much
Been On Drugs?: yes !!
Eaten Sushi?: no minging !!
Been On Stage?: yeah
Gone Skinny Dipping?: no
Shoplifted?: only penny sweets
Been Drunk?: way too much
Been Called A Tease?: dont think so
Been Beaten Up?: no
DO YOU
Swear?: far too much
Sing Well?: not at all
Shower Daily?: of course
Want To Go To College?: been there
Want To Get Married?: not sure
Believe In Yourself?: allways if i dont who will !!
Get Motion Sickness?: no
Think You Are Attractive?: of course !
Get Along With Your Parents?: yeah mum more than my dad
Like Thunderstorms?: surprisingly yes
Play An Instrument?: would like too
Own An IPOD?: no
Pray?: ha ha ha no
Go To Church?: who does ??
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: no im not weird
Keep A Journal/Diary?: no thats a bit sad isnt it ??
Dance In The Rain?: no
Sing In The Shower?: badly
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: coke all day
McDonald's or Burger King?: both wank !
Single or Group Dates?: who goes on dates !!
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: meat
TV or Movie?: tv
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Adidas or Nike?: nike
Chinese or Mexican?: chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: corn flakes
Cake or Pie?: pie
MTV or VH1?: mtv
Blind or Deaf?: what sort of question is that !
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: no
Write With Both Hands?: no
Whistle?: yeah
Blow A Bubble?: with chuddy
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: yeah
Cross Your Eyes?: no
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: had to try it but yeah
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: no
Dance?: i think so
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: yeah
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: bit weird
You Talked To On The Phone:: arky
You Instant Messaged:: bell
You Hugged:: mum
You Yelled At:: sister
You Played A Sport With:: lads at uni
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: about 10 mins ago
Time You Cried?: carnt remember
Movie You Watched?: carnt remember !!
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: minty i guess
Joke You Told?: carnt really tell jokes
Song You've Sung?: slide away oasis
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: in my room
What Can You See Out Your Window?: the garden
Are You Listening To Music?: yeah lily allen
What Are You Wearing?: jeans t shirt
What's On Your Mousepad?: nothing
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: not sure
Do you believe in miracles?: no !!
Magic?: no !!
Love at first sight?: definately not
God?: thats a joke
Satan?: as well
Ghosts?: im sceptical
Santa?: ha ha ha
Evolution?: yeah
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: brown
Fav Hair Color:: brown
Short or Long Hair:: longish
Height:: 5ft 5 ish
Weight:: slim no fatties
Best Clothing Style:: wat ever she looks good in
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: new zealand
Number Of CD's I Own:: not enough
Your Good Luck Charm:: dont have one
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 4
Do you drink milk?: all the time love it !
Person You Hate Most:: dont hate n e one
Most Outdated Phrase::
Do you think God has a gender?: there is no god u fool
Where do you think we go when we die?: no where
How many rings until you answer the phone?: whenever i hear it
What is something scientists need to invent?: cure to cancer !!
Are you a health freak?: defo no
Are you a virgin?: no !!!!
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: dont know
What is the worst weather?: rain
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: no chance
How many grades have you failed?: dont know
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