You. Why else would I have this page?Specifically? Evo Morales. Hugo Chavez. Joseph Heller. Actually I did meet him, nice fella. Arundati Roy. Scotland's triumphant woman's curling team of 2000. Catherine Zeta Jones (for her acting skills of course). Bill Clinton. Bono. Yer ma. Captain Cook. He was a dude. Maradona. He must have some stories.