List of Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Handle a gun properly.2. Shoot a gun properly, preferably at someone. If not, I'd settle for getting a taser.
3. Learn how to play the violin.
4. Learn how to speak at least three other languages fluently.
5. Read the great Russian authors so I can be a literary snob and compare Tolstoy to Checkov - unfavourably!
6. Ruin somebody's life.
7. Pretend to answer a call on my mobile when I want to ignore someone.
8. Say "with the hula girl on the dash? Sadly we all have" at a public place, really loudly, to nobody.
9. Live in Tunisia for a bit.
10. Live in New York for a bit.
11. Live in Rome for a bit.
12. Get chased out of Cairo by Egyptian officials. Which is now not as funny as it was originally, considering the reports of torture by Egyptian officials on their detainees.
10. Learn how to play poker really, really well. Like, disarmingly well.
11. Write a best selling novel under a clever pseudonym.
12. If I can't do that, I'd settle for a really good fanfic.
13. Get plastic surgery.
14. Eat my own weight in cake in one sitting.
15. Heckle Dave Hughes.
16. Get a fake ID despite the fact that I am already 18. I guess I want one with a fake name.
17. Become a geisha.
18. Attend a Tupac concert headlined by Elvis and all four members of The Beatles.
19. Be part of a high speed car chase.
20. Become a seal dealer - they train and deal seals.
21. Own a frozen banana stand.
22. Run a la Forest Gump.
23. Tell someone to get a haircut because it looked like their mother fucked a monkey.
24. Date a musician. Just to see how fucked up they really are.
25. Have an illicit affair with a married man. Oooh, how noir-ish!
26. Get arrested.