About Me
This is not a phoney phone call. There is an intruder:Male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird, in my kitchen. My, my, my name is Bueller . . .
look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better. But, I'm in danger, okay? I'm very cute, I'm very alone, and I'm very protective of my body--I do not want it violated or killed, alright? I need help! Speaking in English?! Dickhead!
