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Still in the Army, currently in Iraq (somebody tell the President to pick a fight with someone who resides in a tropical environment...these desert excursions SUCK!)... I've lived in Hawaii for 7 years, but now Im in New York and I despise it.Im practical, smart, not so emotional... in fact, Im a dick according to most overly sensitive people. Im hard-ass at work, but a baby at home. I'll rock out to Metal, yet chill to John Denver. I like company, even though people piss me off. I dont care if the cup is half empty or half full, as long as my plate has steak on it. I love hockey, but live in Hawaii. I want a million pets, yet stock my freezer with all the animals I have slain. Ted Nugent is one of my heroes even though Im a hippy at heart. I like helping people until they start asking too much. You tell me what I am, I have better things to do than label myself.
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Here Fishy, Fishy!

I watched this stupid show on sharks the other day, and, even though it would probably be terrible for the environment, I think all sharks should die a horrible death. Two reasons: Number 1:...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:48:00 GMT

Stop asking me

Chickens have a shitty life because they cant make-out...I was just contemplating this. How the hell do you make out with a beak...it has to be awkward and painful. Alligators bite each other whi...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:18:00 GMT

Spaghetti Noodles Piss Me Off

Good Morning,     I woke up because spaghetti noodles piss me off. Dont look at me like I'm crazy and you dont know what I'm talking about. All you want is one little glorious bite with...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:25:00 GMT