Read your books but stay out late some nights...

About Me

Hellos. My name is Sam. I'm a gangsta. I have mad ninja vanish skills. I throw pipes at people's houses from moving vehicles. My motto is "Once, Twice, Three times a lady..." The Footclan is my personal army. We have gotten into many wars with the Puddy Patrol. That damn Rita Repulsa. She can suck it. Though our numbers are small, the Shredder knows how to organize us into a great force. Cobra!!!! I went to edit this and completely screwed it up..... I guess I'm going to have to take another 45 minutes one day and do it again.... *sighs*COBRA!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Non-Cool kids and reformed cool kids.If you don't like people, I might like you.If you actually like people, then we might get a long too. Who knows.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, John Mayer, Killswitch Engage, Something Corporate, Keith Urban, Johnny Cash, U2, and many other bands. But no rap. Down with rap.

Movies:

Back to the Future, Back to the Future II, Back to the Future III, Kevin Smith Flicks (even Jersey Girl and Mallrats!), the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter, The Fast and the Furious franchise (okay I lied on that one)

Television:

The Real World, Road Rules, The Real World/Road Rules Challenges, My Name is Earl, The freaking O.C., Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, VH1 Classic (one of the greatest channels ever), Scrubs, Boy Meets World (one of my favorite shows ever)

Books:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Fear Street books, Harry Potter. I'm basically a kid when it comes to books.

Heroes:

Vomiting Kermit, The Masturbating Bear, Anyone who has dated/is dating/will date in the future Jessica Alba,

My Blog

Apparently...

So apparently, because Mallory told me I had to write a blog because I was 'tagged' I guess I pretty much have to or feel the wrath of Mallory!!! *cue scary music* It's supposed to be rando...
Posted by Read your books but stay out late some nights... on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:15:00 PST

And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you...

Cause it's the only thing I wanna do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Britney Spears done be getting a divorce. As most of you know, I used to be totally infatuated with her. Now, I'm more exc...
Posted by Read your books but stay out late some nights... on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST

Updated to inform you about me.

It's time to get crunk. Let's all get crunk! Crunk juice!!! Crunk juice!!!!!! If anyone could find my digital camera that would be nice. Also, if someone would remind me to take my t...
Posted by Read your books but stay out late some nights... on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST

Live 8

I wish I could of been at Live 8. I REALLY wish I could have seen Paul and Bono do Sgt. Peppers. That would have been so super awesome.
Posted by Read your books but stay out late some nights... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sad

The pope died. Sad. Sam.
Posted by Read your books but stay out late some nights... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Steak BO!!!!!!!

THER WEATHER MAN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Read your books but stay out late some nights... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST