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Ninjaman

Someone thinks they've been betrayed by others, when it so happens they've betrayed themself. Dwell

About Me


HIMITSU SENTAI GORANGER
I'm over-worked, under-paid, and still kickin' it. I get up, go to work, go home, go to sleep, get up, work, etc etc. I don't have anything better to do. Uhm... hit me up on AIM or something. Great Ninjaman Corey --
[noun]:
A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints."
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Corey
Date of Birth: 07/01/84
Birthplace: Hurt, VA
Current Location: South Hell, Virginia
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 6'0
Heritage: I bees black. No, really though: Irish, Dutch, European, Scottish, uhm... well, I'm American. No tellin' what all is in there.
Piercings: No thanks, I'm good.
Tattoos: Maybe later.
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Metallica/Ronnie James Dio/Tenacious D/Johnny Cash, the man in black.
Song: Ooooh... tough one. D:
Movie: Pulp Fiction. its teh shiz pls
Disney Movie: .....eh.... not my bag of chips.
TV show: I don't watch TV like that.
Color: Blue
Food: ....hm..... M'all fuggin' stuffed crust supreme pizza with no olives.
Pizza topping: teh sapreem 4 me pls w/ no olivz kthnxbai
Ice-Cream Flavor: Not much in to ice cream.
Drink (alcoholic): Capt. Morgan rum 'n Coke
Soda: Coca Cola
Store: .......uuuuuh.... BooksAMillion (comix son!) or Gamestop (gaemz son!)
Clothing Brand: ...whatever is cheapest.
Shoe Brand: See above.
Season: Spring
Month: February. But only because of February 29th.
Holiday/Festival: Not much for festivities.
Flower: ....hoo... .uh... plastic ones.
Make-Up Item: Gotsta have my lipstick. (>_> notsrsly)
Board game: Bored game? No thanks.
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Either or.
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: MONEH! It'd have to be one special chick to pass up some money like that. And I ain't found her yet.
Phone or in person: IN PERSON. God I hate the phone.
Looks or personality: A little of both. Yeh, fuck it, I'm shallow.
Coffee or tea: Tea.
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: To... not... do.. uh... illegal shit? No. I WILL GET A CAR!!!(eventually)
Most missed memory: I have a REEEEAAAALLY short term memory... so.. I dunno.
Best physical feature: MY AMAZING BICEPS! I keed, I keed. I get a lot of compliments on my eyes. But hey, you tell me.
First thought waking up: "......shit."
Hypothetical personality disorder: Hm..... ................ ................ANALYZE PLEASE
Preferred type of plastic surgery: No thanks, I'll pass on that one.
Sesame street alter ego: Ooooh.... Big bird. Cuz he was the top dog on the block.
Fairytale alter ego: I dunno too many fairytales.
Most stupid remark: I've had alot of 'em. Hard to pick just one.
Worst crime: Define "crime" >_>
Greatest ambition: Conquering the world.
Greatest fear: Someone beats me to it.
Darkest secret: Wouldn't be a secret if I told you...
Favorite subject: English/Reading (though I hate to read).
Strangest received gift: Hey, if it's free, it wasn't strange to me.
Worst habit: Not speakin' my mind enough. I coulda' had alot of lady friends if I just said somethin'.
Do You:
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Eh, rarely.
Curse: Constantly. (You probably expected a sarcastic "fuck no"... Sorry, it's over-played.)
Shower daily: Yep.
Like thunderstorms: I CAUSE thunderstorms.
Dance in the rain: I don't dance.
Sing: No.
Play an instrument: The instruments of death
Get along with your parents: Half n' half.
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: Nope. No fate but what we make. (Come wit' me if you wan' to live.)
Believe in love at first sight: No
Can You:
Drive: Legally, no. Physically, yes.
Sew: No
Cook: I don't cook. I... "experiment".
Speak another language: No sir, do you?
Dance: Never!
Sing: NEVER!
Touch your nose with your tongue: Why the HELL would I wanna do that?
Whistle: Yeh, who can't? (Besides my brother :D)
Curl your tongue: Yeh
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Mhm.
Been Stoned/High: .....mebbe.
Eaten Sushi: Yep. It sucked, too.
Been in Love: "Been" is past tense. I still am.
Skipped school: Homeschool, holmes.
Made prank calls: Who hasn't?
Sent someone a love letter: Nah, I don't do letters.
Stolen something: Ye-eh....
Cried yourself to sleep: Not I, mi amigo.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Stupidity.
Are you right or left handed? Left
What is your bedtime? Whenever I feel like it.
Name three things you can't live without: Uh... Money, friends, and family.
What is the color of your room? Kinda... white...ish.
Do you have any siblings? Yep.
Do you have any pets? Edgar. :D
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I'd kill 'em for free if I could get away with it.
What is you middle name? Adam
What are you nicknames? Maou (MMORPG), Great Ninjaman (My super-hero alter ego)
Are you for or against gay marriage? Hey, whatever they wanna do. Whatever.
What are your thoughts on abortion? I don't condone it, but I don't tell people not too. Their choice.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Eeeeeeeeh, sort of.
Are you afraid of the dark? I live for the dark! /wrist (EMOOOOO TYME!) Not at all.
How do you want to die? Battling the forces of cosmic-powered evil and being over-whelmed 10,000 to 1. That would be fuckin' awesome. Especially if I drop alot of them, too.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 1
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? For her? I'd subject myself to any torture.
What is the last law you’ve broken? Jaywalkin'. Yeh, I'm hardcore gangsta, right?
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: I prefer brunettes, but I have nothing against blondes and red-heads either. Aw hell, hair color doesn't matter.
Eye color: Whichever
Height Equal or less than 6'0
Weight Hm... whatever.
Most important physical feature: BIG BEWBZ! No, seriously though, a chick with a sense of humor and who isn't stupid. I don't like stupid people.
Biggest turn-off Stupid people.
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My Blog

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