So you want to know something about me.....well...Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention.
No self control. Kind Hearted. Self confident. Loud and boisterous.
VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing.
loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not
being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. "Charming" or "beautiful" to everyone . Stubborn. Curious. Independent. strong willed. a fighter.^^^THAT^^^ about sums me up in a nut shellnowA nigga has 4 different types of girls.."1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO)3)Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.4) Ho's.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe
Man Laws - So it is written, so shall it be done.1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into
"The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even
remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly
optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a
strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.10:You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment, she's officially your
girlfriend.11:It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.12:Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.13:Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.14:Friends don't let friends wear Speedos.
Ever. Issue closed.15:If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.16:Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.17:A man in the company of a hot, suggestively
dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.18:Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just
greedy.19:If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.20:Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex
pending your response.21:Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!22:Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.23:Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.24:The morning after you and a girl who was
formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken
monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.25:It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is
not acceptable for her to drive yours.26:Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.27:The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.28:There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men'sGymnastics. Ever.29:Pull out30: When in doubt: Say DUDE more then 5 times in one sentenceWe've all heard about people having guts or balls.But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below."GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?""BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
