My name is Shawn and I am starting over.....
What famous hockey player are you?
Martin St.Louis
You are the lightning fast Martin St.Louis. Your speed and accuracy are un-real. You have the nickname midget for a reason. You are small. But behind the small height you have serious potential and you pack some hitting power as well. You excel at playmaking and scoring. You rack up alot of points. To put the icing on the cake you are very young and have alot to learn and alot to accomplish ahead of you.
THE HOCKEY PLAYERS SURVEY
Name? Shawn
Birthday? May 13 1989
Height? 5'8 ish
Birthplace? Dallas
What team do you play for? Garland Stampede
How long have you played hockey for? 9 years
What kind of skates do you wear? Easton
Do you know what a Gonshow is? nope
Do you chew tobacco? nope
Have you ever dropped the gloves? hell ya
How many times? couple
Have you or do you play junior hockey? ( The stepping stone to the Pro's) trying to
Have you ever seen Mystery Alaska more then once? yep,sweet movie
Have you ever had relations with a puckslut? nope
Do you know what a Michigan is? ya only tha sweetest move ever
Can you do a Michigan? on my good days
Who is Sydney Crosby? a 18 year old kid
What number do you wear? 36
How many days a week do you play hockey? as many as possible
What type of player are you? smart,speed player
Is it true that hockey players are one of a kind? hell yes
What is a lipper? idk
Ever had a broken nose? nope
Whats the best thing about being a hockey player? its only the fastest pro sport ever
Are you Canadian? nope
Skoal or Copenhagan? i dont dip
Do you like the new NHL rules?
Do you wear a cage or a visor? cage
What position do you play? right wing
Have you lost a hockey fight? nope
Have you won a hockey fight? yep
Which hand do you shoot? righty
Whats your definition of a Swampdonkey? WTF
Have you done your rookie duties? yes SIR
Have you ever had Lambroast? WTF
Most memorable hockey moment? scoring
Have you ever signed an autograph? nope
Do you like the pucksluts? wish i had one right now
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
