i dig heavy metal, south park, my job(i spose). wal mart rules. sleeps a biggie.my guitar always hangs there like a necklace. uh... and interesting stuff...from the Ty-mans eye. "moonlit walks on the beach and candle-lit dinners" uh huh, then dessert...................................at McDrizzles.
SECTION 1: AbOuT yOuRsElF
Known as: Sir Ty-Man da Jizmak Jackson. or 'that one dude'
Lives in: butte. Butte.. BUTTE! (say that, its kinda fun)
FiRST BREATH: fresh, thank you
School: i am a butte high graduate with..the knowledge... and.. tassles
Hair color: hopefully dark brown from now on
Eye color: bloodshot
Style: well im stylin'
Fears: waking up naked... a..again
SECTION 2: HaVe YoU eVeR...
Cheated on someone? do these calluses count?
Been Cheated on? oh boy, ill tell you what
Fallen off the bed? remember those bunk beds every lil kid used to have? i was on the top.....what was the question?
broken someone`s heart? so ive 'heard'.
Had your heart broken? hey, i got band-aids
Had a dream come true? not yet but you know how much money you have to have to get into 'the' mansion
Done something you regret? havent we all? i mean, i dont think my pubes will ever grow the same
Cheated on a test? heres the real question... have YOU ever got an A+ on a final exam?
SECTION 3: CuRReNtLy...
Wearing? arnt ya gonna buy me lunch first?
Listening to? some dog barkin at some assclown
Located? positioned comfortably in my........ no comment
Chatting with? this lil red dude sittin on my left shoulder
Watching? the screen im typin on.. dingleberry
Should REALLY be doing? lookin for somethin elses to do. like roasting schichkabobs
SECTION 4: Do YoU...
Brush your teeth? when their crusty enough
Like anybody? workin on it
Have any piercing? nah. not that i know of
Drive? gotta get to McDrizzles somehow
Drink? like barbera walters
Smoke? holy menthol
Got a pager? who has a pager?????seriously
SECTION 5: FrIeNdS
Who is your best? well, i call him john thomas
Who do you hate? ya know, i never really thought of that. ill get back to ya with some dirt
Who is the shyest? probably my bud Rudacris (doesnt have an account yet)
Who is the most talkative? oh, probably my buddy john $%^$#&(
Who is the cutest? dude.
Who laughs the most? outta me n my gang, i probably laugh my ass off the most
Who have you known the longest? my boy TJ
Who have you known the shortest? my left hand
Who do you miss the most? my uncle
Who do you go to with personal problems? judge judy
Do you hang out with the opposite sex? i luv chics. u kiddin?
Do you trust your friends? yeah. but i wont tell them where the beerz at
Are you a good friend? i think so. coz everybody loves the ty-man
Can you keep a secret? yeah. unless it involves my personal interest
SECTION 6: ThE lAsT pErSoN yOu...
Hugged? my dear ol' mumz
Kissed? dude. she wouldnt tell me (snoogins)
IMed? come again???
Talked on the phone? this one dude askin for cash
Yelled at? my buddy carlin coz i couldnt hear him well at the alice cooper concert
Fell in love with? i 'fell in love' once.
SECTION 7 PERSONAL.....
What do you want to be when you grow up? oh shit i already grew up. i guess sell random foods to hungry fellow citizens
What has been the best day of your life? the earliest day i can remember from childhood
What comes first in your life? youze guys. and plenty of toilet paper
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? well i got the crushes, ya know 'hey shes pretty cute'
What do you usually think about before you go to bed? the starving people in indiana
How many times have you fallen in love? oh... once i guess
Love your family? love is too weak of a word for my family
Love your friends? yeah their cool. dont put me on the spot
SECTION 8 FAVORITE...
Movie: PINK FLOYD: THE WALL
Store: wal-mart (thats all we got)
Relative: pickin a favorite relative is like cheatin at monopoly
Sport: foos-ball baby yeah
Name for a Girl: electra
Name for a Boy: damion
Quote: "its hard to be smooth"
SECTION 9: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...
Abortion: abortion sucks
Smoking: smoking cigarettes is just like eating Big Macs. their both bad for ya. we know that
Eating Disorders: i say "shut up and go get a milkshake!"
Suicide: i got plenty so say but not enough room. dont be a pussy! you got one life. milk it. youll be surprised what will happen
Summer: i love the summer coz' i hate the snow. but i love the cold... is that normal? ill be ok
Love: i think the word "love" is tossed around so much that its lost its meaning.
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I'd like to meet:
uh. carmen electra(shes kinda good lookin)I do have a recently raging obsession with AMY LEE! she's my post wife. i gotta meet the Paris Hilton too. i dont care what you say. so you just got KICKED IN THE NUTS! turn down the tunes and press play.
You scored as Hot. Haha! the ty-mans so hotttttttttt!
Hot
73%
Stoner
60%
Emo Kid
60%
Punk
47%
Prep
33%
Jock
27%
Geek/Nerd
27%
Goth
27%
Loner
20%
"Ghetto"
13%
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HEAVY METAL BABY YEAH! megadeth, alice cooper, gwar, judas priest, danzig, partrigde family, cannable corpse......... mc chris kicks ass! if ya dont know who he is... figure it out. but i think the most recently greatest song ever is Runaway Train (yea recent. i cant get into newer tunes so this is 'recent') but my favorite is any alice cooper song that you can think of off the top of your head. (Syd Barret RIP)go ahead...try me. blue october kicks more ass than usualsctually i changed my mind about the recent thing. system of a down might be one of the best metal bands around nowadays.SUGAAA! GWAR!!!"im on the road behind"
Which Guitar Player Are You?
Zakk Wylde
You are Zakk Wylde! You are the guitarist for Ozzy, and have your own project called Black Label Society. You've been voted the Most Valuable Guitar Player a few times, and its for obvious reasons. Your weapon is the pinch harmonic, and you use it in ways never before done. And you drink beer. A lot.
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Movies:
well, my favorite movie is pink floyd the wall but i might be the only one. but i mostly dig comedy. Clerks ranks the top 5 (or 2). cant get enough of throw momma from the train, if you havent seen 'the jerk' go ahead and rent/buy it or i dont know you."im somebody now!". i love the Friday series. Ya ever seen My Bosses Daugther?? wow, its so funny everytime i watch it im in tears (from laughing, not the corny ending) SAW! SAW2! now SAW 3
Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?
Jason Voorhees
You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You dont care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.
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Television:
Ive got to be the one of the biggest beavis and butthead fans. i love south park, aqua teen hunger force, ren and stimpy..... pretty much cartoons lil kids shouldnt watch. flavor of love rules. you ever see that magic bullet infomercial? too funny
Books:
u kiddin? i read the shining once. couldnt sleep for a minute there so i guess thats the book. HOLD ON! does FHM count?
I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
You Are 76% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
Heroes:
ALICE COOPER and the ty-man(yours truely)(and maybe ronald mcdrizza), i mean if you gotta buck you can get the best cheeseburger ever created. try to bitch at that
What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::
Metal
You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano. Slipknot definitely sucks in your eyes...and for good reason. Any band who takes the time to put on make-up and masks just isn't worth your respect.
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