Member Since: 11/10/2006
Band Website: www.failedtoopenpage.com
Band Members: (Mark1)Nick Worley, Vince Nalli, Stephen Simmons, (Mark2) Worley, Steve Labate, D5c, Some dude named Cramp who never showed up thus coining the verb, "to cramp" , which became an important part of band vocabulary (Mark 3) Worley, Labate,D5c,C.O.(who played great but cramped early and often)
Influences: Kelley Leak,Replacements, Tennessee Titans, Ga Bulldogs, Alcohol,Joe Namath,Excessive Masturbation,drugs,Projectile Vomit,Buttermaker,John Daly,Mexican Trailer Parks,Bleeding Gapers,Blolod in Vomit,Panic Attacks,road blocks,uncircumsized peni,bacon stripes,totalled rental cars,Colonoscopy,Athens-Clarke County Jail,rehab,fat chicks,blood in stool,PAT OBRIEN,blue bubblegum,Diarrea, any and all losers who are not quitters.
Sounds Like: "A monkey swinging from an elephant's nuts, hooping and hollering with the elephant howling in pain. The jungle echoes with the sound of monkey taunts and elephant cries. Finally the elephant shits on the monkey's face and the song is over just like that!" -actual Flagpole review
Record Label: unsigned (are you fucking kidding?)