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The wheels

lets take 2 weeks off.....then quit.

About Me

Athens,Ga truett mcconnell dropout Nick Worley started this vanity project after leaving Stewart and Winfield in the early 2000s. He was all assed up! He swung for the fences but struck out like a bitch, cussed out the umpire, threw his helmet in the stands and pissed on home plate (and his shoes) Steve Labate, D5c, and Vince Nalli contributed well to this sorry ass project. Most other guys wouldn't show up for practice or return calls. Jason Fuller lent his skillful, soulful piano to the track heard here,"Lonely but Never Alone Blues" It was fun for a while but soon turned into the Bad News Bears, with the lead singer in and out of rehab and jail for most of the band's short life. The band did, however, manage to leave behind "Pendulum" a collection of tunes that the local asswipe critic trashed. Projectile vomiting was rampant. Cranch powder was everywhere and they rarely ever got laid. When they did it was about as much fun as throwing a hot dog down a hallway.(usually in charleston). It was like making love to a mayonnaise jar! Worley lived in a mexican trailer park on jefferson highway and had planned to record and release a Wheels theme album called "Third World Trailer Park" but instead decided to take two weeks off and then quit .Worley has since moved to Nashville where he has his shit together(sort of). He now works at a reputable recording studio during the week and records bands at his home studio.holla

My Interests

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Member Since: 11/10/2006
Band Website: www.failedtoopenpage.com
Band Members: (Mark1)Nick Worley, Vince Nalli, Stephen Simmons, (Mark2) Worley, Steve Labate, D5c, Some dude named Cramp who never showed up thus coining the verb, "to cramp" , which became an important part of band vocabulary (Mark 3) Worley, Labate,D5c,C.O.(who played great but cramped early and often)
Influences: Kelley Leak,Replacements, Tennessee Titans, Ga Bulldogs, Alcohol,Joe Namath,Excessive Masturbation,drugs,Projectile Vomit,Buttermaker,John Daly,Mexican Trailer Parks,Bleeding Gapers,Blolod in Vomit,Panic Attacks,road blocks,uncircumsized peni,bacon stripes,totalled rental cars,Colonoscopy,Athens-Clarke County Jail,rehab,fat chicks,blood in stool,PAT OBRIEN,blue bubblegum,Diarrea, any and all losers who are not quitters.
Sounds Like: "A monkey swinging from an elephant's nuts, hooping and hollering with the elephant howling in pain. The jungle echoes with the sound of monkey taunts and elephant cries. Finally the elephant shits on the monkey's face and the song is over just like that!" -actual Flagpole review
Record Label: unsigned (are you fucking kidding?)

My Blog

fuck

wheels used to book shows in nashville just so one guy could impress a girl.  what a waste of time. he was with her 5 years and they married. but he fucked it up. what a totall fucking dickhead
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:05:00 GMT

Steve's first ever gig!

When the wheels compared first gig stories, Steve won hands down. At 15, He and a drummer played Dyer Maker at their (catholic) church talent show. No words, Just guitar and drums ans 4 chords for 5 ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 13:51:00 GMT