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About me....hmmmmmmm, im a 43 year old crack whore, i was hooked on heroin for the past 17 years and had to perform favours on people who were desperate to fund my habbit, i live in the lovely sunny town of Burnley in cardboard shack with a scenic view of a traditional rustic red brick wall complete with puddle that doubles up as a leisurable swimming pool, the neibours are green with envy!! im currently working in Ibiza to fund the 7 children i have to 6 differant members of the male species, and i aim to be out here untill the end of september drug dealing! my life is going pretty well since i came out of the home they put me in!! Im currently single, but am searching for a a very rich 97 year old partner (male or female) who loves children and likes morphene (or date rape)! my main aspirations and life long goal is to rob the nation by extending my claim networks, and not getting caught of the dole officer for having a cash in hand job selling cigerettes to under 12year olds!!!if you would like to get to me better, stop reading this bull shit you nosy twit and send me a message! look forward to hearing off you all!!
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All*About*Me by candee22
*Basics*
Name:: Jessicat the crack whore
Age:: 20een
Birthday:: same as rona keetings March 3rd
Birth place:: Burnley - IM NOT INBRED
Heritage:: Hmmmmmmmm
Hair colour:: brunette
Eye colour:: Dark Brown
Piercings:: Just my ears
Tattoos:: Not today
*Believe in*
God:: something out there
Heaven:: Well im from there... so yes!
Hell:: Thats where all my ex's go!!
Afterlife:: Hell yea
Ghosts:: Iv seen one.......SCARY
Horoscopes:: Yes-ish unless i dont agree with it.
Aliens:: Have you seen E.T
Love at first sight:: Yep yep yep
*Do You*
Have a religion:: Jesichrist - Donations welcome
Sing:: Simon cowel been trying to sign me
Dance:: Oh yea, i have a jazzy pair of party shoes!
Read:: YES-LOVE PHILOSOPHY
Get along with your parents:: Yea
Swear:: two words - STUMPING TOE
Drink:: is the pope a catholic
Do drugs:: Drugs are for mugs - ask Frank
Want to get married:: Yes please - offers open for discussion!!
Want kids:: Lots ands lots of them!
Believe in yourself:: Oh yeaaaaaaaa
Think you are attractive:: Modesty - you decide!
*Favourites*
Perfume:: What would you like to buy me?
Colour:: Bright colourful colours
Season:: Love all seasons
Day:: Friday (on a bank holiday)
Car:: Aston martin
Animal:: Frostie the cocker spaniel dog
*Music*
Rock:: Alittle
Pop:: Ooo Ei!
Blues/Jazz:: yes
Rap:: Depends what type
Hip Hop:: bop digit te
R&B:: is that not the same as hip hop?
Classical:: Yes when im in the mood!
Reggae:: i like the funky hair do's they all seem to have!
Emo/Screamo:: what
Techno/House:: again.....what
*Random Questions*
Religous:: no and yes
Your dream job:: Television presenter
What you wanted to be when you were younger:: Peter pans girlfriend
Place you'd most like to go:: hmmmmmm tough one
Current ringtone:: Thomas tank engine
Celebrity you've been told you look like:: Kelly Brook minus the breasts
Last movie you saw:: cant remember
Last song you heard:: madison avenue
A missed memory:: Newcastle nights out - legendary
How do you want to die:: Having sex, pleasurable yet quick
Shoe size:: 6 and ahalf
Vanilla or Chocolate:: Choc choc
One night stands:: Nope - thats how STI's spread!!!!!
*Last person..*
You called:: NAOMI -at work eeek
You texted:: A hot man!!
You kissed:: A really hot man
You missed:: My Granny :-(
You thought of:: the hot man
You saw:: Theres a few
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!ALL_ABOUT_ME! by giggles4o8
*BASICS*
NAME:: Jessicat the froot loop
AGE:: 20 and i feel it!!!
BIRTHDAY:: 3rd march (same as Ronan keeting)
BIRTHPLACE:: Burnley - IM NOT INBRED
CURRENT LOCATION:: Burnley, not for long!!!
HERITAGE:: BRITTISH!
EYE COLOR:: Chocolate
HAIR COLOR:: Brown
HEIGHT:: 5ft 8 and a half
PIERCINGS:: Ears
TATTOOS:: No Thank you
WHAT COLOGNE/PERFUME DO U WEAR:: What perfume are you buying me?
*FAVORITES*
COLOR:: I
MUSIC:: DONT
SPORT:: HAVE
HOLIDAY:: FAVOURATES
FOOD:: I LOVE EVERYTHING
*THIS OR THAT*
HUGS OR KISSES:: Kisses every time
PEPSI OR COKE:: Hello please coke!!!
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING:: Burger king
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: Chocolate - Happy Hippos!!!
LOVER OR FIGHTER:: Got a lot of love to give!!!
FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: Family - they stick forever!!
LOVE OR MONEY:: Love - im such a romantic!
LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK OR TALKING:: Im there for both!!
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: Personality (looks go south after a few years)
*IN A BOY/GIRL*
EYE COLOR:: Hmmm ones you can get lost in!!
HAIR COLOR:: Brown or black
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: Boyish hair
HEIGHT:: 6ft 3 and above!!
STYLE:: Unique style
PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: Tattoos
HOT OR CUTE:: Cute - Even you hot boys turn cold
*FRIENDS*
WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: All my friends are little stars
WHOS THE LOUDEST:: Me and the Planester!! hello Clare!
WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: My little susy bear
WHOS THE SHYEST:: yea you havent seen us when were out!!!
COOLEST FRIEND:: Ibiza buddy......BESTY!!!
PRETTIEST FRIEND:: Hello please there all SEXULS
WEIRDEST FRIEND:: sorry dude - Susan!!
*LOVE*
ARE U IN LOVE:: I need help!!
IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NOW, HAVE U EVER BEEN:: Yes- what a mistake!!
DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:: Hell yea!
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:: 3years again what a mistake!!
WOULD U GO OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST FOR THEIR MONEY:: No thank you, more satisfaction making your own!!
DO U GO ON "PITY DATES":: Yes - Sorry!!
KISS ON THE FIRST DATE:: Tke me out and you will find out!!
SEX ON THE FIRST DATE:: Thats how chlamydia spreads so , No!
EVER CHEATED ON A B/F OR G/F? BE HONEST:: Yes eeeeek
*WHOS THE LAST PERSON*
KISSED:: That would be telling
HUGGED:: Susan the nutter
TOLD U THEY LOVED U:: Cant remember, i get it all the time!!
TOLD THEM U LOVED THEM:: When im drunk - everyone!!
TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:: The Best miester
YELLED AT:: Joy my mother about 3years ago!!
BROKE UR HEART:: Im always the heart breaker - Get on!!!
SAID THEY HATED U:: Ermmmmm no one to my face!!
U TOLD U HATED:: Hte is a strong word but i really dont like my friends boyfriend!!
*RANDOM QUESTIONS*
DO U DO DRUGS:: dRUGS ARE FOR MUGS, ASK FRANK
DO U DRINK:: A bit toooo much
DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: Yes please
DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS:: lots of them
DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: Someone has tooo!
DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: Il let you decide!!
WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: Kelly Brook!! minus the boobs!!
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: that one with danny dyer - good
CAN U HANDLE THE TRUTH:: you cant handle the truth
BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: MEN, LOVE, CANT SAY NO TO FRIENDS.
BIGGEST FEAR:: Dying alone, argh!
MOST MISSED MEMORY:: Nights out in Newcastle - Girls in limbo (long story)
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: What......Snooze!
IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: No, i dont know who iv offended!! JOKE!
HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: Im not going to die!
DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: yea
DO U SWEAR:: Not really
NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: No regrets, just lessons!
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE:: Again im not going to die
WHAT TIME IS IT:: 10.30am
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I'd like to meet:

Apart from my dream man (offers are welcome) Cherie Blaire ( id quite like to know what our prime minister is like in bed) Steve Jones very pretty to look at! Sir Richard Branson, he amazes me, and his life story is thoroughly enjoyable!! Vince Vaughn so he could make me laugh all day and a few others!!

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