Blonde Joke |
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!"
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
He asks, " What is it supposed to be when it's ...
Posted by OuTtA hAnD!?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke 7 |
Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed.
"Wh...
Posted by OuTtA hAnD!?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sausage |
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot ofmoney between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door...
Posted by OuTtA hAnD!?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Most Functional English Word.... |
Well, it's SHIT... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little ...
Posted by OuTtA hAnD!?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 01:00:00 PST |
Joke 6 |
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't w...
Posted by OuTtA hAnD!?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Return of little Johnny |
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky ...
Posted by OuTtA hAnD!?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke 5 |
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she woul...
Posted by OuTtA hAnD!?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Mom's Know |
Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Michael's roomate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Michael and h...
Posted by OuTtA hAnD!?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
DD |
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip o...
Posted by OuTtA hAnD!?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Joke 4 |
A girl askes her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out a...
Posted by OuTtA hAnD!?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
