I'd like to meet:
"Safe Jt" is what i'm met with when i notice a rudeboy that i know. i don't know weather they like me because im different or they just want to use my staff discout at topman. Any ways i always like to think im safe in da Ghettos.
Working at topshop is great, its laid back and there are many pretty ladies there, however none of them tickle my fancy as much as Katie Jane Maybe does.
The Claytons are the laziest band i know fronted by the lazyest person i know (Me). You will often find us on a stage writing music that hasnt been stolen. Unless your name is Daniel Bedinfield. Olly Strums on six strings miles slaps on 4 and Flea, well flea hit's stuff.
I hate Girls Crying but like Refresher Bars. Pizza Hut Buffet over takeaway.Hollyoakes over home and away
I often make up my own insults like Shit Pickle or Fizzy Piss.
Salad Cream is a killer not a condement
Am I the only one who wonders how super heroes get out of their costumes, its just I never see any zips.Do You Think I Could Sue Millions For False Advertising, Coz There's More Like Hundreds In The Packet