Ok, here's what you need to know about me. I'm cute and I know it. I'm high maintenance, I get what I want when I want, no questions asked. Just do it. I will NOT chat with you just because you think I'm hot. You might as well not even ask if you don't have anything intelegent to say. I'm worth more than you ever will be and you're just going to have to live with that. I do whatever I want, whenever I want and with whomever I want. If I want you, I'll have you. That doesn't mean that I want to have a relationship with you. It's probably just the sex. No, I won't date you, No I won't "hit you up", I'm probably not even remotely interested in you, No I will not be your booty call, and no I'm not really like this at all. Let's start over, but first let me state that even though the rest of that isn't me, this is. If you are with me, you will meet up to my standards and my demands, and luckily, I only have one demand and that is you WILL RESPECT me and my wishes no matter what they are. Even though I like going to them, if I don't want you going to a strip club, respect that and don't go. If I let you go w/out throwing a big fit, don't get a lap dance. Ask yourself how that would make your girl feel if she knew some other girl was rubbing her shit all up on you and how you would feel if she had another man doing that. If I don't want you going out with the boys and I want you to spend a little time with me, just do it. I'm the one that's gonna be there to hold you when you need held, I'm the one that you can cry in front of, not them, I'm the one that's gonna be rubbing your back and cleaning mess off of your face when you're hunched over the toilet after a night out with your boys, I'm the one that's gonna make you something to eat or go get you something at 2 in the morning if you're hungry, and if you piss me off, I'm the one that you're gonna lose, plain and simple.....
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Hello, I'm 26 years old, & I have 3 GORGEOUS, wonderful, magnificent yet typical bratty daughters. I am NOT looking for a baby daddy, my kids have a daddy. Stop assuming that just because I'm an unmarried mother I'm on here to find one, I'M NOT!!! I'm not even on here to find a date!!! Get over your fucking self!! Besides, I'm completely in love with my boyfriend Joseph anyways. I'm not the perfect girl. I cry, I whine, I screw up...A LOT, I text when I'm pissed, I have a broken heart, I swear, I sometimes act like I'm better than everyone when I know I'm not, I get jealous really easily, I get my feelings hurt just as easy, I hate cleaning, I like to get my way and when I don't, there is hell to pay, I do sometimes put my own wants and needs above my kids', I sometimes put Joe's wants and needs above my children's, does that make me a bad mom? I don't think it does, they always have everything they need and more. I am also not going to school right now, but I do want to go into graphic design/new media art. I'd like to own a black Escalade, Navigator, or Trailblazer, and a black Mercedes CLK 320C, live in a big Spanish Mediterranean house, and someday go to Australia, Japan and England (I better get over my fear of flying first eh?). I sometimes snort when I laugh and I don't mind picking wedgies, scratching myself, farting or belching in front of people. I hate porn. I was a cheerleader in high school, I brush my teeth everyday, and my foot falls asleep a lot. The colors green and yellow, when together, remind me of peas and corn, I prefer pork over beef although I love a good filet mignon, I've been told I have chatting A.D.D, I like to sing when I'm in the car, I hate it when the bottom of my foot itches, I'm ALWAYS late for EVERYTHING, I really don't enjoy shaving, I'm a die-hard romantic, I want a couple of dogs just so I can name them Woosey and Pooter, I'm a really nice person that most people can get along with, but if you piss me off, I can and most likely will make your life miserable to the best of my ability. If you are one of my boyfriends psychotic ex-girlfriends that won't get over him and leave him the fuck alone (ahem....little miss beauty brands) when I see you, trust me, I will say something that will make you feel like the complete loser that you are. I know where you work and I know where you live and I know your phone numbers and if you keep pissing me off, you're going to be sorry. That goes for any of you. True story.
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First off, God. In a guy, I like dark hair, dark eyes, no pretty boys, at least kinda toned - not rippling, no meat heads, no hicks, no nerds, no jackasses, not too short, not too tall, a little cocky, clean, funny, smart, good in bed, caring, faithful, won't lie to me, likes kids, blah blah blah. He also can't make me believe he likes me and then BAM!!! want nothing to do with me out of the blue for no apparent reason. So in other words, the ALMOST perfect guy. I know what I like and I know what I want. I like Vanilla Fields, Celine Dion, Sunflowers and Belong, Baby Phat, Refuge, Curves Crush, Miami Glow by J. Lo, Paris Hilton, Burberry and Kenneth Cole's Reaction for her (all perfume), Drakkar Noir, Michael Jordan and Adidas Moves Cologne, Axe body spray, SEX, meeting new people (in person or via internet, doesn't matter) steak, spaghetti, pizza, cheddar wursts, gas station hot dogs, getting letters in the mail, love letters, poetry, quotes about love, candlelight, playing pool, bowling, roller blading, skinny dipping, play wrestling, fuzzy socks, laughing at people when they look or say something stupid, partying, playing truth or dare (I know, don't say anything), sitting around playing Crazy Taxi on XBOX, Yahoo Graffiti, the bridge in Columbus, NE, Worlds of Fun (especially the Detonator, The fury of the Nile and the Bamboozler), the really cool screen at the Lincoln Children's Museum, Jager Bombs, Budweiser, Scooby Snacks and Sheepdogs, Bartending, the feel of brand new mens socks on my feet, dancing in my underwear, eye contact, White daisies, Calla Lilies, babies, little kids, hot tubs, clubs, dancing to techno music, pink, rainbows, smiles, compliments, camping, fishing, hanging out at the lake, jet skiing, photography, getting dressed up for no reason, shopping in the Old Market in Omaha, thrift stores, yard sales, Walmart, The Dollar Tree and Vanity. Stretch Excursions are cool. I like playing in the rain, the 4th of July, Halloween, scary movies, money (who doesn't) going out (but not TOO much), shopping, hugs and kisses, cuddling, sleeping.....but then getting to wake up, Coke, Tangy Taffy's, Welch's Grape Soda, Fruit roll-ups, Tinkerbell, Butterflies, Guinea Pigs, Snakes, Monkies, Pandas, Parties, Tylenol 8 Hour, French Manicures, Having my hair done or played with, Massages, Showering together, my wonderful family, my awesome friends, my oh-so-cute honey and carnivals (the Typhoon is the best!!!)
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I'm not into druggies, guys who like to act bad ass in front of their friends or be all nice in front of their friends and then be a dick in private. Guys that don't want to be with me, but don't want me to be with anyone else either. I'm not into people who constantly make fun of other people, unless it's all in fun (if you get that, then ok.) I don't like guys that use girls solely for sex or men that refer to women as bitches, I don't like racist people, definitely nobody that is addicted to any game console or computer games. I also don't like mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, sourkraut, brussel sprouts, spinach, innards, or grapefruit. Can't stand The Buckle or Maurices, the word bluff, having a broken heart, stinky farts, body odor, bad breath, wet socks, tornadoes, folding laundry, doing dishes, I HATE HATE HATE basements....deathly afraid of them, over critical or whiny-crabby-feel sorry for me people, back stabbers, liars, people who let other people try to run their lives, people who try to run other peoples lives, people who think it's cool to advertise that they smoke weed all over their myspace profile, jealousy, getting accused of stupid shit, getting my hopes up and then being let down, child porn is an awful awful thing, losing, feeling unloved or unwanted, feeling stupid or embarrassed, gossip, overly dramatic people, thieves, fighting, arguing, politics bore me cuz I don't know anything about them, being left in the dark (IE: not knowing), tangles in my hair, zits, toothaches, headaches, heartache, dirty fingernails, sunburns, Fred Phelps and his followers, people that make children hold up signs on the street saying God hates gays, the smell of liver and onions, annoying people, stupidity, snobs, airheads, bitches, assholes, whores, love half the time, having crushes, seeing loose hair on people's backs, waiting in line, people who smack/crack their gum, getting cheated on, hoochies, typos, wedgies, censorship, when people use the wrong version of the words to/too....there/their/they're, where/were/wear/, diet pop, steak fat, Dasani water, Magic the Gathering, World of Warcraft, Halo 2, the smell of nail polish, porn, wheat thins, cockroaches, bees, spiders, wasps, stupid psycho ex-girlfriends that can't let go, chapped lips, ferris wheels, and porta potties. If you don't like something I've said or don't like the fact that I am also pro-life (If you support abortion I hope that first you'll look at the link below, and if doesn't have any impact on you, I hope you get a fatal venereal disease!!) and pro-gay marriage and wish the war in Iraq was no more, OH FUCKING WELL!!!I'm sure we'll all get over it. And now you know everything you possibly could know about me w/out actually knowing me. Oh yeah, by the way.....I'm Amanda. Nice to meet you.
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Basics:
Name Amanda
Age 26
Location Topeka, KS
Do you have children? Yes, 3 beautiful daughters
Are you single or taken? taken
What do you do for a living? I sorta kinda work at Applebee's....kinda.
Where would you go on your dream vacation? Australia
Name one thing you would like to do. Go shopping in New York
&..39;Your first thought after waking up?&..39; Is it morning or afternoon?
Name one goal for this year. Get Joe to come back home
Who are your best friends? Misty, Magdaglene, Melinda, Mike, Kari and Tori
Name one of your weaknesses. I give in too easily
What do you fear? The dark and basements and a loved one getting hurt
How long was your longest relationship? almost 5 years
Are you jealous? VERY MUCH SO
Are you revengful? oh yes
Name 3 things that make you happy. Dancing, Shopping, being held
If you could beat up 1 person, who would it be and why? Joseph, for all the bad things he's done to me
What kind of car do you drive? Dodge Stratus
In your mind you are.....? it's questionable
Do you wanna get married? yes...more and more each day. I'm not getting any younger ya know! And I want my brother in my wedding.
Do you believe in yourself? YES
Do you smoke? yeah
Do you drink? Not very often, but I'm drinking a Corona now
Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
Do you believe in God? Yes, and if you ask for his help, he will eventually come through. Trust me.
What are you hobbies? drawing, baking, reading, watching movies, shopping, dancing
Name your pet peeve/s. Seeing hair on peoples back, lazy people, liars
Name the most interesting bodily function. it's a toss up between dreams and erections.
What's the last thing you do before you go to bed? I usually pray.
Are you too shy to show your feelings when you like someone?it? it depends on how much I like them
Did you ever make Ken and Barbie have sex? Of course, I still do sometimes:p
As a kid, did you ever hump a pillow? (GUYS) lol
Name your most missed memory. hearing I love you....and it's meant
Make a wish. I wish Joe would let me know how he actually feels about me without being smart ass about it.
Who do you love? My children, My family, My friends, and Joseph
Who do you hate? I'm omitting this answer
What color are your eyes? hazel
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? yes
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Where? my ears are pierced
Do you have any regrets? Yes, I regret the fact that I took my relationship for granted
What did you wear on the day after yesterday? Orange sweats, white tank top, matching orange sweatshirt
Do you think you are attractive? I'm alright
This or That....
Hug or Kiss? both
Summer or Winter? summer
Morph or Fly?
Love or Money? love
Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake? rainbow brite
Punk, Rap, Country or Rock? rap/rock
Favorites:
Favorite color? pink
Favorite food? mexican and italian
Favorite Website? myspace, makeover solutions, ebay and babycenter
Favorite Quote? make the best of every situation
Favorite pick up line? you be my burger king and i'll be your dairy queen. you give it to me my way and i'll treat you right.
Favorite car? mercedez clk 320c
Favorite Movie? bring it on
Favorite Flower? daisy
Favorite Brandname? none
Favorite Actor/Actress? chris tucker and lisa kudrow
Favorite Alcoholic drink? scooby snack and sheep dog, strawberry margarita from carlos o'kellys
Favorite Animal? pandas and monkeys
In a guy or girl:
Favorite eye color brown or hazel
Favorite hair color brown or black
Height/weight taller than me and not obese
Muscular or skinny? toned
Long hair or short? short
Big or small boobs? choosing for myself....medium...not too big but definitely not too small.
Looks or personality? both
Style? clean.....not preppy but not "thuggish", no wranglers
Drugs or alcohol? meehhhhhhhhhhh
Now the fun stuff, let's get a little personal. Don't worry, no judgements here.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16
Would you ever take back an ex? no
What turns you on? nice arms, nice smile, and this is weird, but i like to see them all sweaty
What turns you off? ew, bad breath and body odor
Who was your best? Joseph
Who was your worst? jason
What is one sexual act you would never do no matter how much you love the person? i'm too jealous to have a 3 some
Who was the last person you slept with? Joe
Are you in love? Yes I am
What is your favorite sexual position? anything as long as it doesn't hurt
What time is it RIGHT NOW? 1:30 a.m. on January 24th, 2008
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Ok, here's what you need to know about me. I'm cute and I know it. I'm high maintenance, I get what I want when I want, no questions asked. Just do it. I will NOT chat with you just because you think I'm hot. You might as well not even ask if you don't have anything intelegent to say. I'm worth more than you ever will be and you're just going to have to live with that. I do whatever I want, whenever I want and with whomever I want. If I want you, I'll have you. That doesn't mean that I want to have a relationship with you. It's probably just the sex. No, I won't date you, No I won't "hit you up", I'm probably not even remotely interested in you, No I will not be your booty call, and no I'm not really like this at all. Let's start over, but first let me state that even though the rest of that isn't me, this is. If you are with me, you will meet up to my standards and my demands, and luckily, I only have one demand and that is you WILL RESPECT me and my wishes no matter what they are. Even though I like going to them, if I don't want you going to a strip club, respect that and don't go. If I let you go w/out throwing a big fit, don't get a lap dance. Ask yourself how that would make your girl feel if she knew some other girl was rubbing her shit all up on you and how you would feel if she had another man doing that. If I don't want you going out with the boys and I want you to spend a little time with me, just do it. I'm the one that's gonna be there to hold you when you need held, I'm the one that you can cry in front of, not them, I'm the one that's gonna be rubbing your back and cleaning mess off of your face when you're hunched over the toilet after a night out with your boys, I'm the one that's gonna make you something to eat or go get you something at 2 in the morning if you're hungry, and if you piss me off, I'm the one that you're gonna lose, plain and simple.....
♥
Hello, I'm 26 years old, & I have 3 GORGEOUS, wonderful, magnificent yet typical bratty daughters. I am NOT looking for a baby daddy, my kids have a daddy. Stop assuming that just because I'm an unmarried mother I'm on here to find one, I'M NOT!!! I'm not even on here to find a date!!! Get over your fucking self!! Besides, I'm completely in love with my boyfriend Joseph anyways. I'm not the perfect girl. I cry, I whine, I screw up...A LOT, I text when I'm pissed, I have a broken heart, I swear, I sometimes act like I'm better than everyone when I know I'm not, I get jealous really easily, I get my feelings hurt just as easy, I hate cleaning, I like to get my way and when I don't, there is hell to pay, I do sometimes put my own wants and needs above my kids', I sometimes put Joe's wants and needs above my children's, does that make me a bad mom? I don't think it does, they always have everything they need and more. I am also not going to school right now, but I do want to go into graphic design/new media art. I'd like to own a black Escalade, Navigator, or Trailblazer, and a black Mercedes CLK 320C, live in a big Spanish Mediterranean house, and someday go to Australia, Japan and England (I better get over my fear of flying first eh?). I sometimes snort when I laugh and I don't mind picking wedgies, scratching myself, farting or belching in front of people. I hate porn. I was a cheerleader in high school, I brush my teeth everyday, and my foot falls asleep a lot. The colors green and yellow, when together, remind me of peas and corn, I prefer pork over beef although I love a good filet mignon, I've been told I have chatting A.D.D, I like to sing when I'm in the car, I hate it when the bottom of my foot itches, I'm ALWAYS late for EVERYTHING, I really don't enjoy shaving, I'm a die-hard romantic, I want a couple of dogs just so I can name them Woosey and Pooter, I'm a really nice person that most people can get along with, but if you piss me off, I can and most likely will make your life miserable to the best of my ability. If you are one of my boyfriends psychotic ex-girlfriends that won't get over him and leave him the fuck alone (ahem....little miss beauty brands) when I see you, trust me, I will say something that will make you feel like the complete loser that you are. I know where you work and I know where you live and I know your phone numbers and if you keep pissing me off, you're going to be sorry. That goes for any of you. True story.
&hearts
First off, God. In a guy, I like dark hair, dark eyes, no pretty boys, at least kinda toned - not rippling, no meat heads, no hicks, no nerds, no jackasses, not too short, not too tall, a little cocky, clean, funny, smart, good in bed, caring, faithful, won't lie to me, likes kids, blah blah blah. He also can't make me believe he likes me and then BAM!!! want nothing to do with me out of the blue for no apparent reason. So in other words, the ALMOST perfect guy. I know what I like and I know what I want. I like Vanilla Fields, Celine Dion, Sunflowers and Belong, Baby Phat, Refuge, Curves Crush, Miami Glow by J. Lo, Paris Hilton, Burberry and Kenneth Cole's Reaction for her (all perfume), Drakkar Noir, Michael Jordan and Adidas Moves Cologne, Axe body spray, SEX, meeting new people (in person or via internet, doesn't matter) steak, spaghetti, pizza, cheddar wursts, gas station hot dogs, getting letters in the mail, love letters, poetry, quotes about love, candlelight, playing pool, bowling, roller blading, skinny dipping, play wrestling, fuzzy socks, laughing at people when they look or say something stupid, partying, playing truth or dare (I know, don't say anything), sitting around playing Crazy Taxi on XBOX, Yahoo Graffiti, the bridge in Columbus, NE, Worlds of Fun (especially the Detonator, The fury of the Nile and the Bamboozler), the really cool screen at the Lincoln Children's Museum, Jager Bombs, Budweiser, Scooby Snacks and Sheepdogs, Bartending, the feel of brand new mens socks on my feet, dancing in my underwear, eye contact, White daisies, Calla Lilies, babies, little kids, hot tubs, clubs, dancing to techno music, pink, rainbows, smiles, compliments, camping, fishing, hanging out at the lake, jet skiing, photography, getting dressed up for no reason, shopping in the Old Market in Omaha, thrift stores, yard sales, Walmart, The Dollar Tree and Vanity. Stretch Excursions are cool. I like playing in the rain, the 4th of July, Halloween, scary movies, money (who doesn't) going out (but not TOO much), shopping, hugs and kisses, cuddling, sleeping.....but then getting to wake up, Coke, Tangy Taffy's, Welch's Grape Soda, Fruit roll-ups, Tinkerbell, Butterflies, Guinea Pigs, Snakes, Monkies, Pandas, Parties, Tylenol 8 Hour, French Manicures, Having my hair done or played with, Massages, Showering together, my wonderful family, my awesome friends, my oh-so-cute honey and carnivals (the Typhoon is the best!!!)
&hearts
I'm not into druggies, guys who like to act bad ass in front of their friends or be all nice in front of their friends and then be a dick in private. Guys that don't want to be with me, but don't want me to be with anyone else either. I'm not into people who constantly make fun of other people, unless it's all in fun (if you get that, then ok.) I don't like guys that use girls solely for sex or men that refer to women as bitches, I don't like racist people, definitely nobody that is addicted to any game console or computer games. I also don't like mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, sourkraut, brussel sprouts, spinach, innards, or grapefruit. Can't stand The Buckle or Maurices, the word bluff, having a broken heart, stinky farts, body odor, bad breath, wet socks, tornadoes, folding laundry, doing dishes, I HATE HATE HATE basements....deathly afraid of them, over critical or whiny-crabby-feel sorry for me people, back stabbers, liars, people who let other people try to run their lives, people who try to run other peoples lives, people who think it's cool to advertise that they smoke weed all over their myspace profile, jealousy, getting accused of stupid shit, getting my hopes up and then being let down, child porn is an awful awful thing, losing, feeling unloved or unwanted, feeling stupid or embarrassed, gossip, overly dramatic people, thieves, fighting, arguing, politics bore me cuz I don't know anything about them, being left in the dark (IE: not knowing), tangles in my hair, zits, toothaches, headaches, heartache, dirty fingernails, sunburns, Fred Phelps and his followers, people that make children hold up signs on the street saying God hates gays, the smell of liver and onions, annoying people, stupidity, snobs, airheads, bitches, assholes, whores, love half the time, having crushes, seeing loose hair on people's backs, waiting in line, people who smack/crack their gum, getting cheated on, hoochies, typos, wedgies, censorship, when people use the wrong version of the words to/too....there/their/they're, where/were/wear/, diet pop, steak fat, Dasani water, Magic the Gathering, World of Warcraft, Halo 2, the smell of nail polish, porn, wheat thins, cockroaches, bees, spiders, wasps, stupid psycho ex-girlfriends that can't let go, chapped lips, ferris wheels, and porta potties. If you don't like something I've said or don't like the fact that I am also pro-life (If you support abortion I hope that first you'll look at the link below, and if doesn't have any impact on you, I hope you get a fatal venereal disease!!) and pro-gay marriage and wish the war in Iraq was no more, OH FUCKING WELL!!!I'm sure we'll all get over it. And now you know everything you possibly could know about me w/out actually knowing me. Oh yeah, by the way.....I'm Amanda. Nice to meet you.
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