About Me
EMMARGH
THE FUCKING PIRATE HOMIES
IT'S TIME FOR CHANGE.
No longer am I some silly little girl with no morals and no self respect.
For those that know me, you’ll know this already, for those don’t, let me introduce myself.
Im Emma, I’m 17 years of age and I’m one of the greatest people you will ever meet.
These are not my own words however, but those of my nearest and dearest, who I treat with the utmost respect that I believe all decent people should recieve.
I value and appreciate everyone decent on this planet, whether I know anything about you or not. I appreciate practically everything I have, even if it is very little.
I do not care for Immature Bitches, Bullies, Time wasters, Users, 'Players' and Liars, and those that set out to make the world such the bad place that it is becoming.
What I do live for however, is good people, good drink, good food, mind blowing sex, great relationships and amazing parties!
I’m both a tomboy and a girlie girl but I’m also one of the biggest party animals living.
Give me a party and I’ll be there.
Im interested in fashion, music, shopping, clubbing and all girly things, but i’m a jeans and a t-shirt kinda girl.
Most of the time I’m chilled out with a massive smile on my face, tickling, being daft and giggling.
I make people laugh and I know how to pick people up and make them think positively when they’re down.
I’m massively social and I’ll talk to absolutely anybody, unless I think you’re a cunt,
in which case I won’t waste my time on you.
I see big things for my future. I’m a natural performer and I believe that I have an
amazing successful future ahead of me, and I’m determined to reach it. I may not currently be one of the best, but with training, I will be. Watch this space.
I think positively non stop but I do trust and act on my women’s intuition. Its there for a reason and its 99.9% correct so trust your gut feelings chicks.
There aint no smoke without fire.
Im a Yorkshire Bird, which means I talk rough and sound thick but im very intelligent without trying, so don’t think for one second about trying to outsmart me.
Im really all about people, and making long-term friends. Im one of the kindest people you’ll ever meet, until you piss me off. However I don’t hold grudges, I don’t see the point.
Im currently not interested in a silly 17 year old boyfriend only interested in sex cars girls and money who sponges off his parents and tries to bed anything with a vagina.
Im waiting for a 20 something, good looking, great sense of humoured party animal –working fella, who is ready to settle down to come along.
Im hoping right now that i may have found him. :)
I’ve done my fair share of fooling around, and it was fun while it lasted, but my time is done, I’m ready to have a mature and steady relationship thats strong and lasts
longer than a couple of months. I don’t want marriage and kids, just a strong
relationship for the first time in my life. I cant be arsed with people too serious and mature though, you need to have a wild side to get on with me to be frank.
Im still a massive kid at heart, but ive simply grown up a hell of a lot, and im pretty happy that I have.
I’m only serious if I really need to be, otherwise I’ll be mucking about with my mates or out partying.
But in my view, you can never say you have enough friends. I’m willing to make friends with anybody, it’d be my dream to meet everybody in the entire universe,
I love talking to anybody about anything.
If you want to add me, feel free, but ive had enough of silly little myspacers wanting w4w and omgz add my best mate and check out my extensions.
Basically, if you’re going to add me, do the decent thing and talk.
Love always,
Emmargh
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