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Joe Dirt

Don't waste your time singing about yesterday's blues

About Me

I work at the Garden Factory (hence my sweet ass tan lines). I currently have only one love in my life right now, and that is Skittles. I drink at least two beers a day for health purposes. My nicknames include Mex, Joe Dirt, Drama, and "Come on, I want to go back to sleep". I am a retired football player/ musician/ comedian. Retired here means they did not take off the way I would have liked for any of them to go. I am a college student pursuing an English Literature and Writing Degree and hope to pursue a Ph.D. in the field one day. My heroes include Joe Rogan, Champ Bailey, Pat Tillman, David Draiman for his amazingly huge balls, and Tim Nanry.

My Interests

I love to drink. I like writing. I like drinking then writing

I'd like to meet:

Joe Rogan. I also wanna get drunk with Seth MacFarlane.

Music:

3 Doors Down, 38 Special, Alice in Chains, Alter Bridge, Beastie Boys, Black Label Society, Bo Bice, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Bryan Adams, Cinderella, Collective Soul, Creed, D-12, Damageplan, Damn Yankees, Def Leppard, Disturbed, Dokken, Dream Theater, Drowning Pool, Eminem, Europe, Evanescence, Extreme, Foo Fighters, Fuel, Gloria Estefan, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Guns N Roses, Hootie & The Blowfish, Huey Lewis and the News, Iron Maiden, John Cefferty and the Beaver Brown Band, John Mellencamp, Journey, Killswitch Engage, KISS, KoRn, Lifehouse, Live, Matchbox 20, Megadeth, Motley Crue, Mr. Big, Mudvayne, The Offspring, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Phil Collins, Poison, Puddle of Mudd, Quiet Riot, Ratt, REO Speedwagon, Richie Sambora, Rob Zombie, Sammy Hagar, Savage Garden, The Scorpions, Selena, Sevendust, Silverchair, Skid Row, Slaughter, Slipknot, Smile Empty Soul, Steel Dragon, Steelheart, Stone Sour, Styx, Taproot, Twisted Sister, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, The Verve Pipe, Vixen, Warrant, White Lion, Whitesnake, Winger, Zakk Wylde, ZZ Top

Movies:

Ace Ventura, Animal House, Dodgeball, Good Morning Viet Nam, Good Will Hunting, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Joe Dirt, Mallrats, Rock Star, Sleepers, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, The Shawshank Redemption, Troy, Van Wilder, Varsity Blues, Zoolander

Television:

American Dad, American Idol, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, South Park, The Simpsons, The War at Home, The Winner

Books:

Hamlet, The Iliad, King Henry V, Leaves of Grass, Macbeth, The Odyssey, Of Mice and Men, Othello, Taming of the Shrew

Heroes:

Pat Tillman, former defensive back of the Arizona Cardinals.

My Blog

Nice Guys

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Posted by Joe Dirt on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:53:00 PST