Pimp Van For Sale

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Well, about me, I am an 86 Dodge Ram Custom Van, and I am for sale. My owner would love to get a million dollars, for me, but he will take $3000. I like to show off my new transmission and tires, hanging out at the gas station, and checking out hot vettes (they have huge asses). I have always secretly wanted to be a tank. My owner said that if you would like, he can, for a price, install an upgraded stereo and different lights on and in me.

My Interests

Gas, I love it.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet Herbie, I would beat him down for being a prick. I have heard he is gay too. I want to one day hang out with the A-Team Van.

Music:

The A-Team tune.

Movies:

Steven King's "Christine" About the car that comes to life and isn't happy.

Television:

I have an antenna for one.