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kyle

About Me

Standard i hate the world i love the world bullshit, perhaps the reasons are different, but does that matter?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

murder the government doo doo. murder the government bum bum. murder the government la la. murder the government ding dang.

My Blog

His Name

Isn't Robert Paulsen, and he isn't dead. His name is Fredrick Grigglestock, and he is my gnome.Fredrick wasn't born with this name that sounds like liquid poetry, no he fought for it like everything e...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 16:29:00 GMT

Snakes on a Plane

                   SNAKES ON A PLANEA few months ago my brother told me about this movie. The title obviously makes it sound like ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 18:20:00 GMT

Outbursts of Strange Laughter. Followed by Guttural Screaming and Frantic Dancing.

Wait a minute. Wait just A FUCKING MINUTE! are you making toast? Orange Marmalade is not good man. Use the fucking Apricot Preservatives, or, jesus dude, use Strawberry Jam. No, grape jelly is for s...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 01:03:00 GMT

My Brother is Obsessed with Fish.

Ever since he started working at Jacks Aquarium my brother has been setting up aquariums in our house and buying fish to put in them. There are over 30 fish in my house now, and one outside. He watche...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Apr 2005 11:11:00 GMT