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| View Show |I think Forest said it best, 'like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna find inside.' Ok, just kiddin'. I guess you would have too ask them. Toto is difficult to understand at first, and Dorothy? Well, she's always, somewhere over the rainbow. Laid back Libra looking for new friends, fun, and excitement. Who knows where any of this may lead? I'm left-handed but seldom in my right mind. I've been told I don't have a serious bone in my body but I can think of one. Younger or older, makes no difference as your character determines your age, not the year you were born. If you care to know more--email me--I'm an 'open book'. However, it's written in braile, the cover is missing (so u can't judge me), and some of the pages are a bit tattered.Strictly a mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:WHAT MAKES 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little known mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+ 9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!What's practical is logical...what the hell who cares?"
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