Year of the PANTHER! |
As I highly doubt that this is actually going to be the year of the panther, seeing as how there is no "official" year of the panther, I have to say that this will indeed be one eye clawing intestine ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:07:00 GMT |
HALLOWEENIS!!!! |
Dear Fine Sir or Madam,
:ORESTUS: is looking for a few good fans. Not too many, we found out that it sucks being too popular. The whole irritation of being on peoples minds an...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:21:00 GMT |
Fuck-A-Bration! |
Hey man. Yeah I guess. No I got off at four. Oh not much. Probably 9:30 or so why are you going? Dude, if you don't go I am not gonna go. Well I hear the lead singer is like a foul mouthed retard on c...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:37:00 GMT |
Slingin’ gravy that makes a baby! |
Heyyo avid readers,
My name is :ORESTUS:. I am 6 years old. I lost my mommy in a tragic murder accident. I am holding a rock show on Apr. 25 to raise money for essential items to live. It is with SMB ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:14:00 GMT |
DJ Sinestro Reviews the Super Bowl Ads |
Can we cut it out with talking animals and babies? Please? It hasn't been funny for 10 or more years now. Congratulations on wasting your money. Personifying a human heart and a shirt stain...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:09:00 GMT |
Crack-a-lackin back fat smackin! |
We have a video from our cd release party up now, Enjoy the silence. Yep. We also have a show on New Years eve. Yep on Jan One at 1 am we will be fucking new orifices into all of the merry holiday che...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:09:00 GMT |
Adema wants to make love to your face! |
Well, if they don't I sure will. O.K. we got some new shows posted so bring your ass to them. I am sick and tired of you not being at the shows like you promise. You are a little tease, and what does ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:17:00 GMT |
Creamsicle Vajayjay!!! |
Hey Fugglers,
This is in regard to the show we have tomorrow night at Whiskey Dicks. Not sure who we are playing with, but in your mind you may imagine Tony Danza, Green Jelly, and Operation Ivy. That...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:28:00 GMT |
There's a hole in the pretty girl's pants! |
Hey there you.
How ya been?
Good, good.
Hey, Um... I've been meaning to ask ya...
You remember that 5 bucks ya owe me?
Yeah, well you can totally keep it. Happy Birthday. I know I shouldn't have, but...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:11:00 GMT |
More Money = Better Than |
More Money = Better Than
Hey Ladies,Some Shows.You're gonna go!Yup! These shows here that I copied and pasted over for hours are the ones!12/02/2006 09:00 PM - The Rock Maplewood, Minnesota US Cos...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:08:00 GMT |
